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9 Deadly Words Used By A Women Jokes

76 votes | 11991 views 1) Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2) Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3) Nothing This is calm before the storm. 4) Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission. 5) Loud Sigh this is actually a word, but is non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. 6) That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. 7) Thanks A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. 8) Whatever Is a woman's way of saying F_ YOU!

9) Don't worry about it, I got it Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. Sexual Calorie Counter Jokes. Good!

Sexual Calorie Counter Jokes

38 votes | 5096 views REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent....................... 12 Calories Without her consent................... 187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands........................ 8 Calories With one hand.......................... 12 Calories With your teeth........................ 85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection....................... 6 Calories Without an erection................... 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories Trying to find the! POSITIONS: Missionary.............................. 12 Calories 69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories 69 standing up........................ 112 Calories Wheelbarrow........................... 216 Calories Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories Italian chandelier...................... 912 Calories ORGASMIC: Real................................... 112 Calories False.................................. 315 Calories.

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