Worth the read (I did not write this, I found it on the net) Montanastatetroopercopy. DarkMonkey.org.uk - Image Number 423. Stupid People - Elephants Never Forget. ONYAG. Student Rickrolls professor in college computer science paper – Guyism. Untitled Document. Todays Humor - Be Careful What You Bet On. During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed... ... "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable. " "I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration? " The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead. " Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye. " The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way!
Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. "Want to go double or nothing? " <a href=" The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again. "Are you okay? " "Not really," says the attorney. Love it!