Shakespeare Insult Kit. Shakespeare Insult Kit Since 1996, the origin of this kit was listed as anonymous.
It came to me on a piece of paper in the 90's with no attribution, and I thought it would make a cool web page. How much do cats actually kill? [Infographic] How to suck at your religion. Every Bart Simpson Chalkboard Quote Ever. Penguin Dilemma. Ducks blown off their feet by the wind. The Indexed Phobia List. Customers And Funny Names. If there’s one common mistake that all stupid customers have made, it is that simple error of getting a name wrong.
Be it a product, a person, a store or a place, these simplest of gems often have the most horrific and memorable results… Suddenly Not Feeling So Hot (The male in this story is a regular customer who has become a really good friend. Working the door at a Gentlemen’s Club, I have to use a fake name at work. When at work, the regular customer refuses to call me by my fake name, which is ‘Jessica.’)