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The 7 Habits of Highly Incompetent People. By Michael Lee Number 1 - They Think, Say, & Do Negative Things.

The 7 Habits of Highly Incompetent People

Yup. They see problems in every opportunity. They complain that the sun is too hot. They cursed the rain for ruining their plans for the day. They think that everyone is against them. Every little bit of difficulty is exaggerated to the point of tragedy. They never seem to move forward because they're always afraid to come out of their comfort zones. Number 2 - They Act Before They Think. They move based on instinct or impulse. Then they see something better. Then they spend & spend again until nothing's left. They don't think about the consequences.

Number 3 - They Talk Much More Than They Listen They want to be the star of the show. Oftentimes they are not aware that what they're saying is not sensible anymore. When other people advise them, they close their ears because they're too proud to admit their mistakes. In their mind they're always correct. Incompetent ones call it quits upon recognizing the first signs of failure.

Www.netjaunt.com/thinkinghurts/roommate.txt. HOW TO GET RID OF A ROOMMATE 1.

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Make brown-bag lunches for your roommate every morning. Give them to him before he goes to class/ work. 2. Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back to far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, "It's not funny anymore" 3. The way you sleep during a one night stand - Jokes. Mature people truths.

Anger Management. Anger Management When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know -- take it out on someone you don't know.

Anger Management

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello. " I politely said, "Could I please speak with Robin Carter? " Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole! " I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole! " When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. He yelled, "NO! " I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!

" One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. "Yes, it is. " "What's your name? " My time schedule.