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(People call us to set up appointments at counseling clinics. One of our affiliated clinics’ entire staff speaks English, Arabic, and Chaldean, so we get a lot of Arabic callers seeking appointments who may need an interpreter. I know a little bit of Arabic, but not enough to have an entire phone conversation.) Me: “Good afternoon.

Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes

Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes
Taylor Hill via Getty Images If a network chose to place a woman behind the desk of a late night show, there would be an opportunity to do something both historic and radical -- suggest that the voice of a female comedian is as relevant as that of her male counterpart. No, the reason I liked Gravity is because it was short.

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自分の会社のホームページを作ったのはいいけれど、アクセス数が伸びない! そんな悩みを抱えているあなた、ホームページを見直してみませんか? アクセス数が増えないということは、あなたの会社のホームページの存在を知っている人 が少ないということです。 あなたの会社が地元のお得意先だけを顧客に抱えて経営が成り立つ会社であれば、そんな こと気にしなくてもいいかもしれません。 しかし、顧客を増やし経営状態をより向上させたいのであれば、ホームページのアクセス 数を増やすことは必然になってくるでしょう。 Epic Win

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