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Answering Machine Funny Answering Machine Messages ... "Hi, you have reached the Borg collective. Please leave your name and star system and we'll assimilate you as soon as we can." "Hey guess who this is? You guessed it.
I bought some of that "Gingkori" that’s supposed to improve your memory, but I forgot where I put it. You don’t know real embarrassment until your hip sets off a metal detector. You know you’re getting older when you bend over in the morning to tie your shoes and realize you didn’t take them off the night before. The biggest disadvantage of old age is that you can't outgrow it. The most frustrating thing about getting older is that every time you see an expensive antique, you remember one just like it you once threw away.
