WTF Code (Build 20100401080539) Amazing and inspiring images (Build 20100401080539) TM): Great quotes by comedians (Build 20100401080539) Great quotes by comedians ----- Begin NetScrap(TM) ----- Great quotes by comedians "If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
" --Bobcat Goldthwait "I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money. " --Kevin Meaney "My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. The Sarcasmist (Build 2010040108053. Computer Stupidities: The World Wide Web (Build 20100401080539) One time, I caught my Mom working at the computer, printing out information for my brother's report.
She was reading an article at Wikipedia, and she didn't know that if you edit Wikipedia, it stays there for the entire world to look at. So she was editing most of the links, pictures, and headings out -- and even put a little more at the top: "Here is the info, sweetie, good luck! " She almost pressed 'Save' when I went over and asked her what she was doing.