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Funny. PonderAbout - Home. Jokes & Humor. George's Humour - Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture. Top 50 Unwritten rules about the game of golf. 1.

Top 50 Unwritten rules about the game of golf

Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic and, while this cannot be measured scientifically, the more expensive the ball, the greater this water-magnetism. 2. If you want to hit a 7 iron as far as Tiger Woods, simply try to lay up just short of a water hazard. Funniest Last Words, Deathbed Witticisms. Steven Wright once said that he wished the first word he spoke was "quote.

" Then, right before he died he could say, "Unquote. " While that would be the greatest last word ever uttered, we have to be realistic here and admit no one could be that cool, lest the universe implode. The Onion - America's Finest News Source. Microsoft announces 20 editions of Windows 7! (j/k) Xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By R.