Custom Sign Generator Widgets - Thousands Of Web 2.0 Image Generators. Office Speak - Jim Frankenfield - Humor Pages. [Home] - Get me out of here These are weird. Some could have come direct from the mouths of various hated snoopervisors; some from the harried troops in the cubicles. But still... in virtuo veritas.... 1. Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again... 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. Main Humor Page. RJL Software - Software - Entertainment - Clippy. Download Now - Like this software?
Donate $1.00 Description Have you ever been working in Windows and a small annoying Clippy assistant appeared? We have too, that is why we created this prank software called Clippy. Clippy is a simulated office assistant that, when ran, will hide in the background for 1 minute then popup in the lower right hand corner of the screen and say something useless. That is not all! By default Clippy displays these messages to the user: It appears you are connected to the Internet. If you want to customize what Clippy says, please follow instructions for creating a clippy.txt here.
Screen shots Click on an image for more detail Command line Options There are several command line options to Clippy. clippy.exe [seconds to delay] [norandom] [seconds to delay] = The number of seconds to delay between each time Clippy is displayed. Example: clippy.exe 20 norandom This would show clippy every 20 seconds and walk through the clippy.txt file from top to bottom. How to close. The Newspaper Clipping Generator - Create your own fun newspaper.