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Dogshaming. 18 Tips For Drinking Alone. “The other day I got invited to a party, But I stayed home instead, Just me and my pal Johnny Walker, And his brothers Black and Red, And we drank alone, Yeah, with nobody else, Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.”- George Thorogood 1.

18 Tips For Drinking Alone

Apparently, drinking alone is one of the warning signs of both alcoholism and depression. 25 YouTube Comments That Are Actually Funny.

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How Do I Put This Gently ? Garfield minus garfield. Have a happy period? Notice. How to Tick People Off. All dogs go to heaven. Things people say in the courtroom. The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

Things people say in the courtroom

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child? "Witness: "I only have one, you know. " Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? "Witness: "By death. "