Erica Lomberk
Twisted and perverse are the ways of the human mind; Pinnochio was such a dolt to try to try to become a real boy. He was much better off with a wooden head. Who are you?" said the CaterpillarThis was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. Alice replied, rather shyly, "I-I hardly know, Sir, just at present-at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must've changed several times since then." "What do you mean by that?" said the Caterpillar sternly."Explain yourself!" "I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir," said Alice, "because I'm not myself, you see." "I don't see," said the Caterpillar. "I'm afraid I can't put it more clearly," Alice replied, very politely, "for I can't understand it myself, to begin with; and being so many different sizes in a day is very confusing."... ~Lewis Carroll "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"
What Each Myers-Briggs Type Does If They Like You. Each Myers-Briggs Personality Type expresses affection in a slightly different way.
While some types are infinitely more overt in their intentions than others, each has at least one dead giveaway that implies they may be crushing on you. Here are a few telltale clues that the object of your affection may just like you back: ISFP: Inserts themselves into the same social circle as you and parties with you regularly until the two of you inevitably hook up. ESFP: Puts X’s at the end of all text messages and finds fifteen excuses a day to hug you. ENFP: Teases you mercilessly and uncharacteristically does not flake on any of your plans.
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