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Top 50 Dumbest Conservative Quotes | The Stir

( Editor's note: Whatever your political beliefs, we can all agree that people say the dumbest things. Below, you'll find some some stupid conservative quotes put together by Sasha Brown-Worsham. For equally stupid -- and funny -- gaffs made by their liberal counterparts, read 50 Dumb Liberal Quotes . ) When politicians and pundits mess up, flub their words, or make Freudian slips, they often do so in the most spectacularly hilarious ways. Former Vice President Dan Quayle reminded us not to lose our minds.
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

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100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican | The Political Carnival

Addicting Info does it again. Last time they came up with If you hate taxes, here are 102 things NOT to do . Even though they graciously gave us permission to cross-post, I’d rather tease you and then send you to their place to give them some well-deserved traffic. http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/2011/08/13/100-things-you-can-say-to-irritate-a-republican/