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Posted by StuffIStoleFromTheInternet on April 14, 2012 This little girl enjoys the fire pit in her backyard very much, but has a hard time actually saying the words. Her parents think he inability to pronounce “Fire pit” correctly is hilarious, and maybe you will too. (Maybe NSFW: Adorable cursing) To promote his new stand-up special, Jim Gaffigan has released a short clip of him doing his thing, and talking about whales, and how fat they are.
Stuff I Stole From the Internet
The Viper returns with a vengeance, blasting out 640hp and 600 lb/ft of torque from its 8.4L V10. For a naturally-aspirated engine, its power-to-weight ratio is impressive. Oh, and it looks bad-ass.
Awesome - Awesome Stuff - The Awesomer
RISK! is a live show and weekly podcast “where people tell true stories they never thought they’d dare to share in public” hosted by comedian Kevin Allison ( The State ). The live show happens monthly in both New York and Los Angeles venues (and sometimes other cities ) and features like true stories from people like Janeane Garofalo, Lisa Lampanelli, Kevin Nealon, Margaret Cho, Marc Maron, Sarah Silverman, Lili Taylor, Rachel Dratch, Andy Borowitz and more. Listeners can also pitch their own stories . The podcast is a favorite listen of mine and last year I got to catch the super-entertaining live show when it was in San Francisco as part of SF Sketchfest .
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And June 5th and June 12th and June 19th and June 26th and July 3rd and July 10th and July 17th and July 24th and July 31st. These are all days that matter. Here's the bad news for Rene Montez's wet dream: we don't have the "ottomon humping" clip available in our archive. If you want to see the original video, go here . Look, despite getting over 2 million views, I didn't post Krispy Kreme's first video, " The Baddest ."
Tosh.0 Blog
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Flight of the Conchords
Democracy isn't just for famous people. Go to Comedy Central's Indecision to meet people who are running for office all across America. There's big-time excitement in small-town politics, and you can get involved! Vote in our polls to pick campaign slogans for these one-of-a-kind candidates. More
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Hugh Laurie Around here, usually we talk about "shark jumping" in the context of a TV show that's past its prime, but this weekend a very surprised Panama City, Fla., surfer experienced the opposite when a 4-foot-long spinner shark jumped over him . Check out the video:
Jump The Shark
Over 100 Members of Congress are now in support of the latest Internet surveillance bill known as CISPA , which many of its critics are calling the SOPA with a new name."
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New Fresh Hampster Tracks Additions to Hampsterdance.com! Now you can listen to Hampster Classics "Calling All Kids" , "Time to Party" , and select tracks from A Very Hampsterdance Christmas with a click of your mouse!
April 2005 / Clay Kitten Shooting has been featured in Nuts magazine, as one of its "Websites of the Week". So, hello to all Nuts readers, and thanks to everyone who drew my attention to it! I've added a scan of the article to the Press! section.
Clay Kitten Shooting
People of Walmart
For a week or so some of you were experiencing some problems with out site. Well, we are glad to say that we have cleared them up, so please feel free to browse! If you experience anything like that again in the future, please send a detailed report to info@peopleofwalmart.com. Thanks for your patience in this matter! The three of us here that run People of Walmart also have a web design company called Three Ring Focus. If our Facebook fan page gets to 3,000 “Likes”, we will all grow mustaches.Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Jerry from VectorGeek made us some FSM money. Beautiful work! What should we do with it? My first thought is something like those propaganda tracts that when folded appear to be folded money but then you open it and see instead it’s a message how you can be saved . Like these:Information More Dialects. New dialects really are on the way, but as past experience has shown, completion of these dialects is difficult to predict. I will post new dialects sometime in the vague future. How It Works.