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TOP 100 funniest one-liners, quotes and jokes on the internet! Part 1. Confusion about Love. We started as friends, perhaps, we are still friends. Nothing more, nothing less.. We just came to a point, where I couldn't identify "love" and friendly love. He made me feel so important, he even had a mushy lines for me. I thought we're starting to have a "next-level" relationship. But one day, he told me that he is confused about his true identity, and kissed another guy. Of course, I was so shocked!. He asked me if I was angry. He told me that he was so hurt because he hurt me and for lying to me.
He told me that he would give me time to understand was is happening to us. After a few days, we became friends. Now we are friends, but out misunderstanding is still present. It's just so painful. Funny2 - The Place for Humor on the Internet. Thought of the day, thought for the day, motivation, thoughts from Motivating Moments and Motivate Us. "You are the makers of your own fortunes. You make yourselves suffer, you make good and evil, and it is you who put your hands before your eyes and say it is dark. Take your hands away and see the light. "Swami Vivekananda --- Submitted by Amit Mane --- India This saying is outstanding and takes you to the right direction. "Starting over is the hardest thing, but a quest to a new life is better when we start by letting go of all that hurts and breaks us. "The pessimist says opportunities are NO WHERE.
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