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Mitch Hedberg Jokes

I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semicircle. I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend. " So I couldn't have one. I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage. Has anyone seen me on Letterman? It's hard to fight when you're in a gazebo. I don't like grouper fish. I have some speakers up here, thank God, because last night I didn't have them and I was telling jokes and I had no idea which joke I was telling.

I've got a wallet, it's orange. I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? I called the hotel operator and she said, "How can I direct your call? " A dog came to my door, so I gave him a bone, the dog took the bone into the back yard and buried it. Cavities are made by sugar. I like cottage cheese. I'm an ice sculptor. I tried to throw a yo-yo away.

Robots! I know I'm just asking for trouble by implying that Japan is *GASP!

Robots!

* not perfect *OHMYGODZ!!! * but this was too good to pass up. They had a robot theme night on TV and one guy was talking very warmly about Japanese robots and how fantastic they were. The reporter then asked why the Japanese people loved robots so much, and the guy looked very apologetic and sort mumbled "Well, there's a lot of reasons, like they love dolls and everything electronic.....and they prefer robots to immigrants.

It's not something people usually talk about, but the Japanese are pretty racist on that point" He looked so uncomfortable while saying it, which just made it even more funny. Preferring robots to real humans is such a mad scientist thing to do that I couldn't ignore it. 8th July 2011. Cool Mom - SmartphOWNED - Fail Autocorrects and Awkward Parent Texts. Do You Think Im CRAZY?! RIP Conans Beard. Will Ferrell Finally Shears It Off from Funny Or Die. Mitch Hedberg Quotes - Quotables - StumbleUpon. Problem Gambling. Georges Humour - Some Children Are Quick.

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The game progresses by counting up from 1 to 21, with the player who calls "21" suffering a drinking penalty before the next round starts. The loser may add one new rule to the game, and starts the new round. Players are arranged in a circle, facing inwards. The game begins with one player calling the direction of play by saying, "I propose a game of XXXX! To my left... " or "To my right... " followed by a sequential series of numbers beginning with one. "I propose a game of 21! "" As the game progresses, each player in turn must recite one to three numbers, counting in sequence from where the previous player left off: Saying one number (e.g.

If a player makes a mistake, then they suffer a small to moderate drinking penalty (e.g. 2 fingers of drink) and then restart the game from 1. Hesitating to continue the game.Calling the wrong number.Calling a number out of turn.Breaching any original or instated rule. The events of an example game. My Cat is Missing can you please make me a poster. 40 Funny Facebook Status Updates.