Approximations. Funniest honest logos. January 15. Kerning. Murphy's Law Calculator. Murphy's Law Calculator From a formula for * Sod's Law provided by British Gas: ((U+C+I) x (10-S))/20 x A x 1/(1-sin(F/10)) "anything that can go wrong, will go wrong! " Find out in advance whether you will be able to successfully repair your VCR, get to a meeting on time, impress your date, or be a success at any activity whatsoever ! Score: 21.794 Risk Factor: 64967.6 You are bound to screw up at least once ! Call in a professional ! You can minimize your risk by reducing the urgency (planning ahead) You can minimize your risk by simplifying the task You can minimize your risk by having a backup plan (redundant circuitry, alternate route etc.)
British Gas commissioned Dr David Lewis, a chartered psychologist; Dr Keylan Leyser, an economist and business consultant; and Philip Obadya, a mathematician, to devise the formula. Murphy's Law Links: Note: Murphy's Law has long been known in the UK as "Sod's Law". De-motivational-posters.com | Demotivational Posters | Funny Pictures. Christian festival to be moved to avoid clash with Christmas. The organisers of a worldwide Christian festival have announced that they are to choose an alternative date for the event.
‘We accept that in hindsight choosing 25th December was a mistake,’ said chief spokesman for Christianity, God. ‘Originally we thought that it would be a great time to have the festival – practically everyone’s off work for Christmas and the schools are closed. We thought it would give everyone plenty of time to go to church to celebrate the birth of Christ the Lord your Saviour, but in reality people are far too busy eating too much, getting pissed, trying to cop off at office parties and watching the My Family Christmas special. We really need a quieter time of year for our celebrations.’ God admitted that the problem started from no-one knowing exactly when Jesus was born. Leading supporter of Christmas, Santa Claus, a long time critic of the Christians’ efforts to weaken the mass commercialisation message of Christmas, welcomed the news. Traumatic brain injuries in the Asterix comics.
How People See Me When I Fix Their Computers | MakeUseOf Geeky Fun. Scientists baffled as First Capital Connect train arrives before it should. Britain’s rail operators, the entire scientific community and 1,439 passengers were in shock today as First Capital Connect published tentative proof of their Brighton to Bedford service arriving at London Bridge 20 seconds before it was meant to. Bill Gosbee, a spokesperson for the company, says they were as surprised as everyone else when one of their trains breached the supposedly unbreakable ‘On-Time Barrier’; a key extrapolation from Thatcher’s First Law of Privatisation. ‘I can assure everyone we weren’t trying to achieve this result. We’ve done this thousands of times and have never seen any evidence that OT, let alone faster-than-OT, travel was possible.’ Physicist, Brian Cox, is, for one, excited at the possibilities and took time to comment on the rail operator’s findings from the top of a dormant volcano in French Polynesia whilst being filmed by a circling helicopter.
Tim O’Toole, CEO for First Capital Connect’s parent company, FirstGroup plc, has embraced the findings. EU to bury Britain in undisclosed North Sea location. The European Union today announced that it had given a traditional North Sea burial to its troublesome former member state, the United Kingdom. The move follows political and health concerns about the rotting corpse of the country’s Eurosceptic government being on public display in the House of Commons yesterday. ‘At first we thought it was right to preserve the remains of the Conservative-led government and make them available for public viewing,’ said a smirking Nicolas Sarkozy. ‘However, from the smell it’s now clear the Tories are starting to decay badly. We had contemplated a land burial, but we wouldn’t want the grave becoming a public attraction or pilgrimage site for all kinds of right-wing nutcases.
We’ll just tip Britain into the sea instead.’ In a solemn ceremony this morning, EU member states rowed the UK out to sea and tipped it overboard into an unmarked watery grave. Click to send this story to a friend Posted: Oct 25th, 2011 by Long Distance Clara. Family Decals.