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"We're willing to bet it would be just about as dramatic to see the miners lowered back into the mine one by one. " While CNN has not yet reached out to the miners in order to gauge their interest in a return visit to the mine in which they were trapped for seventy days, "I'll bet the ones with the mistresses and angry wives would be up for it," Mr. Jautz said. The executive added that if the miners were unwilling to be lowered back into the mine, CNN did have a Plan B: "We'll put Spitzer down there. " 16 Things That Will Absolutely, Positively Happen in 2011. What will happen next year? We’ve got the inside skinny. Look for big things from Apple, Julian Assange, Verizon, Justin Bieber, Ashton Kutcher, and the TSA.
The story you're about to read is not (entirely) true. It is, however, more accurate than most things on network television. Yes, it’s time again for eSarcasm’s annual predictions for the coming year. Looking back over last year’s predictions, even we are impressed by how many we got right. One thing we missed: TechCrunch did not finally get a story right. Here are 16 things that are almost certain to happen in 2011: * Manufacturers will create 12,472 new Android products. . * Apple will release its magical and revolutionary iPhone 5.
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