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Humor. Gameshows In Japan Funny stories and jokes, our main aim is to satisfy with you quality fun. Comics is a medium of expression in which images, often incorporating text, information such as narratives. So stories in comics become funny. I think most of these things are funny, or cute, or interesting, or all of the above. fox nice faces Do you like listening to and reading stories? Penny (Kelly Cuoco) is dating Superman (Henry Cavill) ! We know that story is an account or recital of an event or a series of events, either true or fictitious.

Murica!! In our world, there are many humor stories and funny events in the life. Where Is Edward Nobody is happy all the time, but some people are definitely more fulfilled than others if they get some humor or funny things. What Will happen with little Arya Stark Here’s how to get started on the path to creating a happier you. Its too hot outside Can you learn how to be happy? Hipstergirl And Gamergirl only dots Many Razes Many Faces. It is possible to understand Engineers - Where there's a will, there's a way. Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike? " The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want.

" The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice, The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway. " Understanding Engineers #2 To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Understanding Engineers #3 A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? The doctor chimed in,"I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf! " The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. He said, "Hello, George. The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. They were silent for a moment. Math Phys Eng. Fire An engineer is working at his desk in his office.

His cigarette falls off the desk into the wastebasket, causing the papers within to burst into flames. The engineer looks around, sees a fire extinguisher, grabs it, puts out the flames, and goes back to work. A physicist is working at his desk in another office and the same thing happens. A mathematician is working at his desk in another office and the same thing happens. Woman in a bar A mathematician and an engineer are sitting at a table drinking when a very beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the bar. The mathematician sighs. The engineer gets up and starts walking. Prime numbers A mathematician, physicist, and engineer are taking a math test. The mathematician thinks, "3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is not prime -- nope, not all odd numbers are prime.

" The physicist thinks, " 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is not prime -- that could be experimental error -- 11 is prime, 13 is prime, yes, they're all prime. " Fence. Prank settings. Mansion Apartment Shack House - Play MASH game online and home of MASH Touch on the App Store (iPad/iPhone/iPod) Get-drunk-not-fat2.jpg (Image JPEG, 594x9896 pixels)