The 56 best/worst similes « House of Figs. Really Bad Jokes. Latest Additions: 4/7/11 What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment. What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Pick a cod, any cod! What's stucco? What happens when you step in bubblegummo. She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. What's the Internet's favorite animal? In 1957, several cities were vying to host the 1964 Winter Olympics. What is the Karate experts favorite beverage? What caused the airline to go bankrupt?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Where do Floridians wash their clothes? "A Farewell to Arms" is Ernest Hemingway's novel about an American soldier in Italy during World War I. His girl friend was sitting in the stern of the boat, and he was rowing in the middle. She said, "Pardon? " He said, "I said I love you. " What's a frog's favorite drink? Siggas live - Black man loves Pokemon. Quotations. "Britain is not an island...well, yes it is, but... " - Unidentified MP, on BBC Radio 4 - from Mark Saxby (Reading, England) "The President continues to surprise people, so I am not surprised to be surprised. " - US Secy of Defense Dick Cheney - from Mark Wiersbeck (Minneapolis, MN, USA) "President Bush is due to address the nation in approximately 20 minutes precisely. " - Peter Jennings, ABC News - from Roger Allen (Nashua, NH, USA) "Mobile launchers are more difficult to detect because they move around, unlike fixed launchers.
" - Katie Coucik, NBC News - from Lowell McCulley (Nashua, NH, USA) "Continuous coverage of the war in the Persian Gulf will resume in a moment. " - Tom Brokaw, NBC News - from Jeff E. Nelson (Nashua, NH, USA) "We have good reason to believe he was stabbed. There was a sharp object sticking out of his chest". - Lt. R. Other humor in the GNU Humor Collection. Disclaimer The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the GNU Project. back to top.