2634. Drinking Fountains. Cracked.com - America's Only Humor & Video Site Since 1958. The 6 Most Horrifying Lies The Food Industry is Feeding You. If there's one thing in the world the food industry is dead set against, it's allowing you to actually maintain some level of control over what you eat. See, they have this whole warehouse full of whatever they bought last week when they were drunk that they need to get rid of -- and they will do so by feeding it all to you. And it doesn't matter how many pesky "lists of ingredients" and consumer protections stand between you and them. #6. The Secret Ingredient: Wood You know what's awesome? Newspaper. Or, to be precise, the lack thereof. "But Cracked," you inquire, "what does this have to do with food ingredients? " GettyFor the purposes of this article, you're kind of an idiot.
And we look at you squarely in the eye, then slowly bring our gaze upon the half-eaten bagel in your hand. Oh, shit ... The Horror: What do they do with all the cellulose wood pulp? GettyThe best part of waking up, is wood pulp in your face! And everybody's doing it. Schuym1Et tu, Hot Pockets? #5. Getty"Braaaaaaaains! " FoxTrot by Bill Amend. Home | Zits by Jerry Scott and Jim Borgman.