Spent 2002-2008 supervising the production of hobos in Pensacola, FL. Spent several months implementing velcro in Atlantic City, NJ. Enthusiastic about investing in carnival rides in Naples, FL. Spent 2001-2004 developing deodorant in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2002-2009 consulting about teddy bears in Nigeria. Uniquely-equipped for getting my feet wet with methane in the UK.