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Watch Bar Rescue episodes online free. This Guy Rewrote Fifty Shades of Grey And It Is Glorious. It's been amazing how much the infamous Fifty Shades of Grey has been parodied since its initial release. Fifty Sheds of Grey. Fifty Shades of O.J., Fifty Shades of Black...that's just to name a few of them. They've all been excellent, without a doubt, but there's been one that tops them all. 50 Nerds of Grey on Twitter went next level and made something special. With more than 200,000 followers, it's fairly easy to see why the account has garnered the fame it has. The nerd infused erotica is something phenomenally hilarious. More info: Twitter. Itchy Feet: A Travel and Language Comic: Creative Guesswork. Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. 19 Texts That Are Way Too Real For Anyone Who's A Little Bit Greedy. The Difference Between Making Love and F*cking. Bra Size Chart | International Size Conversion - Bras N Things Australia.

Male & Female Clothing Size Conversion Charts. Brief Synopsis: Clothing conversion tables show difference in American, Chinese, Canadian, European, UK, Australian, Italian & Japanese shoe & clothing sizes. "The clothes sizing system in China can be quite confusing as they use a variety of systems depending on the item, e.g., blouses, pants, shoes, hats, etc. " Our international shoe and clothing size conversion charts will assist you in selecting the right size clothes if you are ordering online from overseas countries such as China, Japan, UK, Italy etc. The clothes sizing system in China can be quite confusing as they use a variety of systems depending on the item, e.g., blouses, pants, shoes, hats, etc., as well as whether the clothing is intended for domestic use only or export.

For example: Chinese "large" is typically smaller than an American small. TIP: If the clothing produced in China is for American use, add 2 to 3 sizes to that and shop for the adjusted size. Jump To: Female Clothing Sizes Comparison Charts. Saturday Morning: Then and Now. How to Take Care of a Flask So It Will Last You a Lifetime. Not everyone in the world is privileged to have their very own awesome flask. If you’re one of the fortunate ones in existence to have the pleasure of toting a hip flask, then don’t take it for granted! Make sure you know how to take care of that thing so it will last you a lifetime. If you don’t fail your flask, your flask won’t fail you! So how exactly do you take care of a flask? Well, we’ll tell you! When you get a new flask, you should clean it simply by putting some water inside, putting the cap on, shaking it up a few times, and then removing the cap and dumping the water out. 12 oz.

If you flask ever develops any type of odor, you can put some water inside, and about a tablespoon of white vinegar, then cap it, shake it up for ten or twenty seconds, then dump it out, and then rinse it with plain water a few times, until the vinegar smell is gone. Share and Enjoy. Locked by Police Cybercrime Investigation Department Virus/ Malware/ Scam/ Ransomware? - YooSecurity Removal Guides. What is Cybercrime Canada virus or Canadian police government virus (fake Canadian Pacific Police Service virus scam)? Your mobile device or your computer has been locked by the Canada Police Cybercrime Investigation Department Virus/ Scam/ Malware/Ransomware?

Are there cyber crime investigation department virus forums? Mobile device or computer locked out of unless i pay 100 CAD, is it real? What is cyber virus thing that wants you to pay 100 cad. Do I have to surrender to pay Cad 100 within 48 hours? If not, what should I do to get rid of Police Cybercrime Investigation Department Virus from Canada?

Police Cybercrime Investigation Department Virus (Canadian Pacific Police Service Virus scam) is a nasty virus similar to FBI Moneypak Virus. With the internet overrun by spam sites and illegal content, it’s only a matter of time before the deadly Police Cybercrime Investigation Department virus pays your system a visit. Your computer has been locked! Manual Removal Guide on Android Phone. 11 Things Guys Secretly Do With Their Penises | Sex & Relationships. A man having a penis is like if you grafted a feather wand onto a cat's pelvis. We walk around all day, fascinated and playing with it absentmindedly. Here are all the things guys secretly try with their penises. 1. Bend it TO ITS EXTREME POINT. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11.

The 5 Stupidest Habits You Develop Growing Up Poor. As some of you know, until the last couple of years, I was poor as shit. The first 18 years, I was a kid and couldn't do anything about it. The next 17, I was still a kid and wouldn't do anything about it. I take full responsibility for that, and I don't point a finger at anyone for the way I lived. I dug my own hole. But along the way, a few miracles happened (including landing a job that doesn't suck), and I've finally found myself living the way I always pictured a normal person would: bills paid, groceries in the fridge and two gold-plated nude statues of myself standing proudly in my front yard.

But as anybody who's been through the poverty gauntlet can tell you, it changes a person. And it doesn't go away just because you're no longer fighting hobos for their moonshine. . #5. When You're Poor ... Shockingly, when you're buying food based entirely on 1) how long it keeps and 2) how cheap it is, you wind up with shitty food. Photos.comLike assloads of beer. Once You Escape ... #4. . #3. Duck Copes With Everyday Life And Kids One Cartoon At A Time.

They say “write what you know.” Well, I don’t know much, but I do know what it’s like to be the father of two brilliant, beautiful, bat-shit-crazy kids. My cartoons have always mined humor from my failings and insecurities. However, since I became a dad, my insecurity has been less about how cool or successful I am and more about juggling life, work, and parenting… and how badly I might be screwing up my children along the way.

With my comic, Fowl Language, I try to find inspiration in whatever I’m obsessing over or frustrated by on any given day. Lucky for me, I’m easily obsessed and frustrated. More info: Facebook | fowllanguagecomics.com | Twitter. The 13 Best Foods To Have Sex With, Ranked | Sex & Relationships | Online Home Of Fun, Fearless Pinays | Cosmopolitan Magazine Philippines. Bringing food into the bedroom is a dangerous game, so Cosmo Frank and Lane Moore hashed out the best foods for the job. 1. StrawberriesLane: Hands down the best one. They don't fill you up, but they're sweet and cute, and for some reason you even feel adorable when you're eating them. And you can wipe off your hands on your arms or your boobs or something afterward, and everyone's chill with it.

Win.Frank: The only bad thing about trying to get sexy with strawberries is that once you've eaten them, the stem becomes garbage, and there's nothing sexy about garbage. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 10 Weird Things You Do When You're Alone. No More Shades Of Grey: The True Psychology Behind Rough Sex. In this period, where women want to be treated equally, with everyone being told to “Lean In” and celebrities finally classifying themselves as feminists, it’s difficult for some women to admit that, behind closed doors, they really, really just want to be dominated — to have their hair pulled, to be tied up, to be humiliated, to receive pain.

Similarly, it’s difficult for some men to admit that they really, really just want to do these things to women. After all, we’re all supposed to be feminists now, so the idea of inflicting purposeful pain upon a woman seems, well, ridiculous. In this kind of sadomasochistic (S&M) sexual relationship, the man receives pleasure from the physical or psychological pain and suffering of the woman. But these roles are not limited gender-wise: Men, too, can want to be dominated, and women can want to dominate. What gives? Regardless of your opinion on “Fifty Shades,” the series — and soon, the film — catapulted elements of BDSM to the mainstream.

South Park - LORDE Song - "Push" (Feeling Good on a Wednesday) (Fixed Cut) (High Quality) 8 Tips for Budget Travelers. The perfect relationship. Funny names for jacking off? What’s a FOB? | More Than Just Mama. Though I was born in Chicago, Illinois, Asian people would call me a “FOB” (Fresh Off the Boat) because I enjoyed watching Korean dramas, listening to Korean music, and enjoyed eating Asian food.

The term “FOB” is a term that only Asians use to refer to someone who may speak English with an accent, speaks in an Asian dialect with peers, dresses in an ethnic manner, and follows ethnic traditions. Though the term was given to me in a joking manner, it meant that the person thought I was not following American culture, had awkward social habits, and was comically ignorant in fashion. The term “FOB,” categorizes an Asian person and distances him/her from others, so they are judged, and it brings up negative racial images that are anti-immigrant.

If someone who is non-Asian calls an Asian person that term, it would be considered racist. When I was called a “FOB,” it made me feel a sense of shame, embarrassment, and discomfort toward those who were labeling me. Like this: Like Loading... What Conversations Would Sound Like if Sex Slang Didn't Exist. The 10 Commandments Of Traveling On A Budget | Cosmo.ph. 1. Thou shall always be on the lookout for seat sales to score the cheapest tickets. These days, there are seat sales left and right, but don't be overwhelmed. The important thing is to pay attention to the details that matter: booking window, travel period, and destination. Once all those have matched your plans, then book, book, book! 2. Thou shall check deal websites for discounted rates and act fast before they run out of slots! Packaged tours, sometimes even with airfare, are available on most deal websites. 3. Depending on your destination, you may want to go on a DIY tour instead of a travel package tour to save on some cash. 4.

Before going to your destination, check on all the places you want to visit and restaurants you want to eat in. 5. You've gotta compromise during the planning stage: are you splurging on your hotel, or saving that money for sightseeing? 6. 7. 8. 9. Traveling to a place during its off season may have its cons, but it has its pros too! 10. 23 Oddly Satisfying GIFs You Could Probably Watch Forever. Sex Statistics: What Are YOU Doing in Bed? What Women Really Want: 7 Things Every Guy Can Do To Be Perfect For Her.

A woman really doesn’t want much from a man. There are really only seven things – seven qualities that she’s looking for in a life partner. Although these qualities are hard to find, they are qualities of which every man is capable. These seven things are not out of any man’s reach, yet the fact is that most lack at least one. Now, you may like to argue that no one is perfect and therefore no one has all seven of these qualities, but that’s just not true. 1. A woman doesn’t want a man to lie to her about important matters. She wants him to want to share in his pleasant experiences and memories. If she asks, she looks great, she looks beautiful, the fact she gained 15 pounds doesn’t bother you, her new haircut makes her look even cuter. 2.

She wants you to know her – inside and out. Having someone understand you is having someone completely know you for the person that you really are. 3. To be cared for means not to be alone in this life. 4. 5. 6. You don’t need to be a millionaire. 7. 5 Reasons Pop Culture Is Run by Fan-Fiction. If you spend much time online, the words "fanfiction writer" probably don't fill you with gushing respect. For those lucky enough not to know, fanfics are amateur, nonauthorized stories relying on the plot or characters already created in movies, television shows, video games and just about everything else that you can imagine.

In other words, it's pretty much the text-based equivalent of pirating someone else's music, remixing it badly and then shouting your own inferior lyrics over the top. Luckily, it's confined entirely to a small Internet subculture, and we can congratulate ourselves on having nothing to do with it ... Or maybe not. Fanfiction is actually everywhere, and in some ways you're already a fan. It's a Thousand-Year-Old Art Form Before this article gets under way, we'd like to apologize for the images inside it. Jane Austen fanfiction first appeared around 1850, and fan stories based on the works of Arthur Conan Doyle and Lewis Carroll not much later. Awwww yeah. After Getting On His Daughter's Computer, This Dad Writes This Letter... Itchy Feet: A Travel and Language Comic: Cargo Reduction. Travel Posters for Lazy People. Life: Then and Now.

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