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British Accent vs American Accent Funny. Breakdance. Sabah Hakka Style - Tian Long (Gangnam Style Parody) Guidelines to identify gay and lesbian symptoms published. The Education Ministry had endorsed “guidelines” to help parents to identify gay and lesbian “symptoms” in their children so they can take early corrective measurements.

Guidelines to identify gay and lesbian symptoms published

The guidelines list four symptoms each of gays and lesbians: Symptoms of gays: Have a muscular body and like to show their body by wearing V-neck and sleeveless clothes; Prefer tight and light-coloured clothes; Attracted to men; and Like to bring big handbags, similar to those used by women, when hanging out. Symptoms of lesbians: Attracted to women; Besides their female companions, they will distance themselves from other women; Like to hang out, have meals and sleep in the company of women; and Have no affection for men. “Once the children have these symptoms, immediate attention should be given,” the guidelines warn.

Penang is the fourth state to hold such a seminar, after Selangor, the Federal Territory of Kuala Lumpur and Perak, and yesterday’s seminar in Penang was the 10th in the country. Short URL : The stupidest country on the planet « This Annoys Me. Growing up in the city of Kuala Lumpur in Malaysia, as a kid I was never shy about my fondness for all things West.

The stupidest country on the planet « This Annoys Me

Somehow, in my childhood I had developed some strong xenocentric tendencies. I’m not saying it’s right, it’s just how I was influenced as a kid. I ate up everything that came from the West – television, food, music, you name it. I seemed to be focused on America and all things American. America seemed to the birthplace of awesomeness, full of bright and shiny objects that drew me in like a Star Destroyer’s tractor beam. And the more I learned about and experienced Western culture, the more I grew ethnophobic – I became quickly dissatisfied with life in Kuala Lumpur. But I was unwavering in one ambition that I had when I was a kid – one day to get the hell out of Dodge. V-Neck Shirts = Gay? Oppa Ipoh Style production by Ipoh Lang ( View in 720p ) Feminine hygiene firm Bodyform turns rant into social media gold. Spoiler alert: That monthly time for women, long depicted by feminine hygiene companies as a glorious period -- so to speak -- of skydiving, dancing and smiles galore, is really nothing like that at all.

Feminine hygiene firm Bodyform turns rant into social media gold

This is relevant because Richard Neill, a man, recently reached this conclusion on his own after years of having “felt a little jealous” of women. Mightily displeased, Neill went on British company Bodyform’s Facebook profile and voiced his disillusionment in a ranting post that has since gone viral. “As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things,” he wrote. “Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen .... you lied!! There was no joy, no extreme sports, no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no.” But recently, brands have gotten bolder, ditched the euphemisms. “What a riot!”

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