I could have kissed you in the rain, drenched to our bones and not even caring that the skies opened up above us and tried to wash us out. I could have kissed you in a clearing in the most secluded woods, with just the sound of wind rustling through the leaves and a few voyeuristic finches peeping at us. Instead, I kissed you in the parking lot of a Waffle House, just shy of 2 a.m. in the middle of a hectic week, with our waitress grinning at us from the other side of the window, because, honestly, how could I not? [me without you is like] a sneaker without laces a geek with. Fun Latin. This page is dedicated to Judith L. Scott. Requiescat in pace Some phrases from Latin for all Occasions , by Henry Beard. Excuses My dog ate it. Insults I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
Things to Say to a Teenager Really Rad, dude! Latin as a Computer Language Why won't you print out? Bumper Stickers I brake for animals Frena pro feris teneo Save the whales Balaenae nobis conservandae sunt Honk if you speak Latin Sona si latine loqueris When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and much too close Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades Sounding Smart in Latin Listen, would you repeat everything you just told me, only this time say it in English? Summertime It's not the heat, it's the humidity. Pithy Latin Expressions Signs of the times ... Things you may say a lot ... Lost Lovers.