Organize your travel. Transport Direct - Britain's free online journey planner. Restaurants, Hotels, Travel and Vacations - Ruba.com. Suitcase Stickers | Cocaine Sticker | Cash Sticker. Have you ever been watching a movie and seen one of the characters walk around looking all slick carrying a suitcase filled with money or drugs and thought “Why not me?” Well, dream no longer. The website TheCheeky.com is selling a series of decals to stick on your suitcase so that you can transform into a) some kind of supervillain and, b) some kind of supervillain with x-ray vision. Grab yourself an awesome suit, put on some cool sunglasses, and (optional) handcuff yourself to your new be-stickered suitcase and you are ready to strike fear into the hearts of man and annoyance into the days of airport security workers everywhere! The options include a bunch of packages of cocaine, stacks of cash, a pile of sex toys, and a kidnapped woman.
TheCheeky foresaw any possible trouble you might get in with these stickers and points them out in the, well, cheeky description: “Take a stand against monotonous travel with Suitcase Stickers. Right.