Food blogs. There, I Fixed It: Epic Kludges + Jury Rigs. Gary: Landlord of the Flies. IT’S OVER!!! -ish. Gary showed up both sober and composed, and the case was finally heard. This whole time I had been hoping it would all play out like an epic courtroom drama, where Gary had come up with some sinister web of lies and in the end he calls his surprise witness; James (the tenant he stole from), Dan (the other tenant he evicted) or Mat (the Indian friend he called a ‘spic’) to the stand and unravels my entire case.
Sadly this is not how it played out. Whoever Gary’s surprise witness was going to be, they will forever remain a surprise. A quick run through: I presented a shortened version of my case, explaining that I was asking for my security deposit back after I was evicted for refusing to shut the door on the police.Gary responded that he didn’t want me to let the police in because he was tired and wanted to go to bed, and the only reason the cops were there was to harass him. …Still, you never know. Kemp Folds. SpEak You’re bRanes. FAIL Blog: Pictures and Videos of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments. Passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers. Regretsy. DIRTY FOUND — From Your Friends at FOUND Magazine.