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While YouTube is the definitive source for discovering new comedians, it is not the only outlet. Sometimes we get busy and just don't have the time to sit through a full stand-up set, and this is where r/StandUpShots enters the game. Simple images plastered with one of the comedians' top jokes, and image of the comedian, and a link to their Twitter and/or YouTube . 91dcmP5+HoL._AA1500_.jpg (JPEG Image, 1500 × 1500 pixels) Speed Test. I Love How Accurate This Is. Siri, Whats My Name? Make Pancakes Like a Crack Head. The following is an actual question given on a University of Washingto... Board of Wisdom Log In Skip to Content Browse Quotes.
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There are no cops, no bureaucrats and no squares hassling you about riding your machine. The people there come from every class and social stratum. There’re doctors (I actually referred my own dentist to a rehab), pathetic scumbags, best friends, police officers, drunk drivers that ran over babies—all sharing and caring like one big, happy, jonesing family. A lot of people are grossed out by rehab. They can’t handle the cultlike over-niceness and the part where you’re supposed to talk about your feelings, but what’s healthier: the cult of recovery or the cult of Coors with its whole “drink six of us a night and you can fuck twins” shtick? Tech-Talch - Chatroulette - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - 03/04/10. 10 Insanely Creative Facebook Status Updates. Et’s face it, most status updates are boring.
Just do a search on Facebook for common words like food and you’ll see the mundane updates of many users. Some users put a lot of effort into coming up with creative status updates, though. Mister Rogers Remixed on Devour. The Word - Don't Ask, Don't Show & Tell - The Colbert Report - 2012-30-04. "Don't Stop Me Now" Interpretative Dance. The Most Offensive Jokes Ever. What is the most offensive joke ever?
Here are twenty answers to that question along with a little something extra at the end, in my list of the 20 funniest ever offensive jokes: (If you have ever been upset or offended by humor of any kind please do not read any further. This list includes racist jokes, sexist jokes, jokes about paedophilia etc). Q: What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew?
A: Santa Claus goes down the chimney. My Next Life. 9Hz87.jpg (JPEG Image, 600 × 602 pixels) Posts in the Wit and Wisdom Category at Funny Facebook Status Updates. Georgerag.swf (application/x-shockwave-flash Object) The 23 Funniest Tumblr Blogs That Will Make You LOL. On March 26, Tumblr hit a huge milestone: 20 billion posts.
Two days after the fact, the microblogging site tweeted, "Forgot to make a big deal of this earlier, but Tumblr crossed the 20-billion-post mark Monday night. " While short and not-so-sweet, this nonchalant and slightly sarcastic response is pretty demonstrative of the devil-may-care attitude many Tumblr blogs happen to have. Since the site's inception nearly five years ago, Tumblr has attracted everyone from angsty preteens to serious bloggers by cultivating a community with an unabashed openness and a distinct sense of humor. Now, it hosts more than 50 million blogs, many of them specializing in the sarcastic, the ironic, and the downright hilarious. Flip through the slideshow below to see some of our favorite funny Tumblrs.