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If you’ve ever been making pancakes and thought, “I’d really like to make these like a crack head”, then this is for you! 1. Gather your junkiesque supplies 2. Cut up your pancake mix (Junk).
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By BRODIE H. BROCKIE, RJ WHITE, JUSTIN VIDOVIC, LAURA DINKINS-WHITE, DUNCAN PFLASTER, LEONARD PIERCE, and CALAMITY JON MORRIS You can only milk a dead cow once.
A good rehab is essentially an anarchist socialist commune with one rule: Don’t get high. There are no cops, no bureaucrats and no squares hassling you about riding your machine. The people there come from every class and social stratum. There’re doctors (I actually referred my own dentist to a rehab), pathetic scumbags, best friends, police officers, drunk drivers that ran over babies—all sharing and caring like one big, happy, jonesing family. A lot of people are grossed out by rehab. They can’t handle the cultlike over-niceness and the part where you’re supposed to talk about your feelings, but what’s healthier: the cult of recovery or the cult of Coors with its whole “drink six of us a night and you can fuck twins” shtick?
et’s face it, most status updates are boring. Just do a search on Facebook for common words like food and you’ll see the mundane updates of many users. Some users put a lot of effort into coming up with creative status updates, though.
What is the most offensive joke ever? Here are twenty answers to that question along with a little something extra at the end, in my list of the 20 funniest ever offensive jokes: (If you have ever been upset or offended by humor of any kind please do not read any further. This list includes racist jokes, sexist jokes, jokes about paedophilia etc). Q: What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? A: Santa Claus goes down the chimney.
On March 26 , Tumblr hit a huge milestone: 20 billion posts . Two days after the fact, the microblogging site tweeted , "Forgot to make a big deal of this earlier, but Tumblr crossed the 20-billion-post mark Monday night." While short and not-so-sweet, this nonchalant and slightly sarcastic response is pretty demonstrative of the devil-may-care attitude many Tumblr blogs happen to have. Since the site's inception nearly five years ago , Tumblr has attracted everyone from angsty preteens to serious bloggers by cultivating a community with an unabashed openness and a distinct sense of humor. Now, it hosts more than 50 million blogs , many of them specializing in the sarcastic, the ironic, and the downright hilarious.