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A traveling salesman's car breaks down in the country. He heads for the nearest light, which turns out to be the farmhouse for a local farmer.
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Christian will launch his Whiter Shades of Pale book tour next Tuesday (publication day) in Brooklyn, followed by 12 more cities. Don’t miss it!
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Lisa Robin Kelly was arrested for domestic abuse. But says she's been set up by her boyfriend who injured HIMSELF. A tow truck accident in Norway. Not sure what they're saying here, but hopefully they are freaking the hell out about what an unbelievably close call this is. Just For Men appeals to the Van Dyke-sporting Dicksplash Demo, via the now hackneyed talking, dancing, manbaby meme. This ought to calm you down after a hard day of work (assuming that your day job involves working towards the utter destruction of every last thing on Earth).
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Alright, folks — here’s an interview/questionnaire with musician (and 90s kid) AARON CAMPER ! Check out his responses and leave some of your own answers to these questions in the comment section! What character from the 1990s would you like to hang out with the most? Honestly, I could actually see myself and Skeeter kickin it, hangin real tuff and baggin’ alotta chicks from Bluffington. He had mild swag.
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