A F R O 2013 (full mixtape) Mario-sheet-music.jpg (500×1441) STAR WARS ASCIIMATION - Main Page. How people used to imagine vehicles of the future. Make your own Hitler video. BIG-ASS MESSAGE. SuperImportantTest.com - Take the OREO Super Important Test. Fun Switcher. - StumbleUpon. 14 People Who Are Winning The Game Of Life. Walken_cutout.gif (800×1100) The Bureau of Communication - Fill-in-the-blank Correspondence. The Bureau of Communication - Fill-in-the-blank Correspondence. Tiny USB-powered desk vacuum totally doesn't suck. Alien_contact_infrographics.png (1920×1200) 8 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need. Wildebeest.gif (400×225) The Nicest Place on the Internet. My collection of funny emails from my inbox. Subject: 5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. " After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
"Great! " Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. The priest removed his hand. Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. Lesson 3: "Me first! "Me next! Lesson 4: Life Humor » To change a light bulb. Shut Up And Take My Money - Cool Gadgets and Geeky Products. d8bea6c2.jpg (1200×770) Prison Dial - Send Calls from Prison!
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But don't play the 4,5,7,8,*, or 0. They sound even worse than the others. Happy Birthday 112163 112196 11#9632 969363 Auld Lang Syne 11113212 321139# #9331212 321##91 Frere Jacques 12311231 369369 9#9631,9#9631 191,191 Mary Had a Little Lamb 3212333 222,399 3212333 322321 Louie, Louie 111-66-999-66 Help 911 911 911 911 ...from the book, Totally Useless Office Skills, by Rick Davis.
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—Thomas Bennett (and many others) This is one of the most popular questions submitted to this blog. It’s been examined before, including by a ScienceBlogs post and a Straight Dope article. They cover the kinematics pretty well. The magic button — Make Everything OK. Old Humor. The End. To Do List. Marriage.jpg (JPEG Image, 720x576 pixels)
Untitled. LOTS OF PUNS. ...A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.
So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything. " ...This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman... ...This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, buddy, why the long face...
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