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Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. " * "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull. " * "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. " * "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. " * "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars. " * "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
" * "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. " * "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. Pickup Line Scientist. C.R.A.F.T.: 20 Unique Pumpkin Ideas. What happens when you microwave Ivory soap. Wis_Marios-Immortality.png (PNG Image, 750×2650 pixels) Exploring the Mysteries of the Mind with the Sims 3. Every scientist dreams of a world without ethics.
Whenever a scientist sees a set of twins, he or she secretly wonders what would happen if you surgically swapped their faces. They already have a chamber set up to harness the power of their screams as they gradually realize what has happened. Every day, ethics barely prevent experiments like this from being carried out. But what if we didn't have these ethics? Condoms%3Aparents.jpg (JPEG Image, 320×283 pixels)