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Aziz Ansari delivered as host on Saturday Night Live. After a terrible episode with Felicity Jones, Saturday Night Live rebounded on a make-or-break weekend with Aziz Ansari hosting.

Aziz Ansari delivered as host on Saturday Night Live

A show that strives for topicality and cultural relevance CANNOT f*ck up not only an inauguration weekend, but the most divisive inauguration in recent memory, one that included an inauguration speech straight out of a YA dystopia novel and a huge, Richter Scale-rocking movement on Saturday as millions across the country and world marched in solidarity with one another for women’s rights, for equal rights, for basic human rights. It was into that atmosphere that Aziz Ansari stepped when he took the stage at studio 8H, and he f*cking delivered.

(Or click here to watch in the U.S.) Of course, Ansari is one of the best stand-up comics working right now, and it shows in his monologue, which is a stand-up set. What did not deliver on this crucial night is Weekend Update. (Or click here to watch in the U.S.) (Or click here to watch in the U.S.) Guessing at Jennifer Lawrence's celebrity nicknames from Watch What Happens Live. Jennifer Lawrence was on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen this week.

Guessing at Jennifer Lawrence's celebrity nicknames from Watch What Happens Live

And her best friend Laura Simpson was the bartender. You’ll recall, Jennifer took Laura with her to the Oscars in 2014 and Laura ended up writing an essay about the experience afterwards. So they play this game where Laura either has to answer questions about Jennifer or, if she can’t answer, or won’t answer, she has to drink. One of the questions was about the celebrities that Jennifer hates. And Laura reveals that she and Jennifer use code names. So we have: The Raging Lady, The Lady In Red, The Lady In Waiting, and Pickle. Ready to start guessing? The Raging Lady: Miley Cyrus There’s the Liam Hemsworth connection and all those rumours about Hunger Games hookups.

Chris Rock announces The Total Blackout Tour 2017 on Facebook Live. December 6, 2016Posted at 5:59 PM Posted by Kathleen.

Chris Rock announces The Total Blackout Tour 2017 on Facebook Live

Kate McKinnon's incredible performance of Hallelujah as Hillary Clinton in SNL cold open. Sunday morning, I sent the following text to Kathleen: “Modern Challenge: How to send my mom, who doesn’t have Twitter, a link to the Kate McKinnon SNL opening that isn’t already dead?”

Kate McKinnon's incredible performance of Hallelujah as Hillary Clinton in SNL cold open

(These are the perils of living in a geoblocked nation.) My reaction to the opening of SNL was predictable, stereotypical, worthy of being mocked on Facebook by that guy who wants everyone to ‘just calm down’ because nothing is wrong. After just being generally grumpy and horrified and morose all week, and permanently teaching iMessage that I spell words like F*CKING in all caps, I bawled after the first stanza. Pointless, loud sobbing like someone pressed a button. Saturday Night Live's stronger ratings attributed in part to new head writers Chris Kelly and Sarah Schneider and Intro for October 17, 2016. October 17, 2016Posted at 2:32 PM Posted by Lainey Photos:Instagram Dear Gossips,

Saturday Night Live's stronger ratings attributed in part to new head writers Chris Kelly and Sarah Schneider and Intro for October 17, 2016

Justin Timberlake tries to steal the spotlight from Robbie Williams on The Late Show with Graham Norton while promoting Trolls with Anna Kendrick. October 6, 2016Posted at 4:26 PM Posted by Lainey Photos:WENN Justin Timberlake and Anna Kendrick were in London last week promoting Trolls.

Justin Timberlake tries to steal the spotlight from Robbie Williams on The Late Show with Graham Norton while promoting Trolls with Anna Kendrick

Celine Dion on The Today Show and The Tonight Show is the perfect way to cap off a great week in gossip. July 22, 2016Posted at 11:00 PM Posted by Lainey Photos:Wenn, FameFlynet, Raymond Hall/ Getty Images Celine Dion showed us her New York catwalk yesterday.

Celine Dion on The Today Show and The Tonight Show is the perfect way to cap off a great week in gossip

Last night she was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Leslie Jones talks to Seth Meyers about Twitter trolls and returns because she needs to live-tweet Game of Thrones. July 22, 2016Posted at 6:38 PM Posted by Lainey Photos:FameFlynet.

Leslie Jones talks to Seth Meyers about Twitter trolls and returns because she needs to live-tweet Game of Thrones

Hot Slut Of The Day! The “not the one” rat mom who fucked a snake up to save her rat baby!

Hot Slut Of The Day!

A badass rabbit mama was inducted into The Not The One Fight Club last year when a video came out of her getting a snake together and taking that trick to Whoop Town after it tried to eat her chirrun. Well, that badass rabbit mama better take off her boxing gloves for one second to welcome a new member to the gang. Comedians including Seth Meyers and Samantha Bee still finding ways to make us laugh during annus horribilis that is 2016. Jesse Williams honoured with the Humanitarian Award at the BET Awards for his work with Black Lives Matter movement. June 27, 2016Posted at 5:31 PM Posted by Lainey Photos:Kevin Winter/ BET/ Frederick M.

Jesse Williams honoured with the Humanitarian Award at the BET Awards for his work with Black Lives Matter movement

Brown/ Allen Berezovsky/ Getty Images Jesse Williams was honoured last night with the Humanitarian Award at the BET Awards for his work with the Black Lives Matter movement. Queen Elizabeth tells Prince William to stand up as he crouches to talk to Prince George during Trooping The Colour. June 16, 2016Posted at 9:59 PM Posted by Lainey Photos:Anwar Hussein/ Getty Images. James Corden's Broadway edition of Carpool Karaoke featuring Lin-Manuel Miranda, Audra McDonald, Jane Krakowski, and Jesse Tyler Ferguson in advance of the TONY Awards. I’ve been resistant to Carpool Karaoke. I don’t know why, exactly, I like James Corden - it just seemed like the kind of viral thing you can ‘get’ without ever having to actually watch it.

There were so many tweets and retweets and ‘ZOMG!’ Celebrity Gossip, News, Photos, Rumours. Hot Sluts Of The Day! Ed Gernon, the dog he rescued and the hummingbird his dog rescued! This classic tale of love between a dog, a man and a hummingbird is almost two weeks old, but it’s never too old to warm our bitter-crusted rotten hearts on a real-life Disney story. Ed Gernon tells CBS Los Angeles that last year he adopted a German shepherd mix named Rex, and Rex was apparently a mess. Rex was living on the streets, so he was doing what he had to do to survive. Rex hunted for food and scrapped with dogs and cats. Ed says that Rex was “dangerous,” but he adopted him anyway and brought the pooch into his home in Whittier, CA. LINKS WE LOVE: Kye + Shu Uemura for K-inspired Makeup. Tracee Ellis Ross at the 2016 Critics' Choice Awards. Ricky Gervais And Mad Mel Reunited And It Was Beautiful. When Ricky Gervais roasted hos at the Golden Globes in 2010, he made some Mel Gibson jokes including one about how no man loves booze the way Mad Mel loves booze.

Well, the hairy leather nutsack was back at the Golden Globes last night to introduce a clip from Mad Max: Fury Road and Ricky once again stuck that microwaved hot dog to the end of a stick and roasted that bitch. Ricky Gervais introduced the charbroiled piece of rage jerky and he made a few jokes about Mel being a drunk, Jew-hating mess while doing so. When Mel came out, he pretty much called Ricky Gervais a piece of shit and let everyone know that he’s got a train wreck of a colon since he has to get a colonoscopy every 3 years. Tip For Reporters: Do Not Look At Your Phone While In The Presence Of Jennifer Lawrence! One of my favorite things that happened during the Golden Globes last night was when our new Laurel and Hardy, Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer, presented together and did their schtick.

Cookie Lyon Celebrated Her Golden Globe Win By Giving Out Cookies. Taraji P Henson Best 2016 Globes Acceptance. Ricky Gervais mocked everyone at 2016 Golden Globes including Ben Affleck and Sean Penn. Poor North West Never Stood A Chance. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler co-host SNL and Intro for December 21, 2015. Members of ‘NSYNC congratulate Adele on breaking their sales record but not Justin Timberlake and Intro for November 25, 2015. Blake Shelton shoots promo for 2016 Kids' Choice Awards. Julia Roberts on Jennifer Lawrence and with Chiwetel Ejiofor at Secret In Their Eyes Premiere. Martha Stewart ignores Drew Barrymore during cooking segment on Ellen. Celebrity Audition Tapes Where They Didn't Get The Part. Hot Slut Of The Day! Beyonce tells assistant to stop adjusting her dress on red carpet at Tidal concert. Lainey Gossip Entertainment Update. Larry David Made Sweet Love To Twitter By Playing Bernie Sanders On SNL.

LINKS WE LOVE: Seoul style and cleaning up – Soko Glam. LOLZ! Watch These Amazing Gossip Girl Bloopers. Amy Schumer SNL Host Insults Kardashians Gun Lobby. Oh, It’s Just Two Girls Whoopin’ Each Other’s Asses In A Raft. Surprising Trivia Facts The Sound Of Music. Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hemsworth around the campfire for MTV interview to promote Mockingjay 2. Sarah Paulson Completely Shat On One Of Giuliana Rancic’s Dumb Questions. Kerry Washington is best dressed at the 67th Annual Emmy Awards.

Tina Fey is the den mother at the 67th Annual Emmy Awards. Hot Slut Of The Day! Australian Newsman Absolutely Cannot After Seeing This Massive Shark: WATCH. Hot Slut Of The Day! Lindsay Lohan Is Still Living The Life. Hot Slut Of The Day! Lainey Gossip Entertainment Update. First teaser trailer for Amy Schumer's HBO special. #YASummerShowdown 2015, Week 1: In Sync. Watch a Makeup Artist Transform Into a Real-Life Barbie in 90 Seconds. Paris Hilton Plane Crash Video. Inside the Life of a Man Who Makes up to $200,000 a NIGHT Hanging Out With Girls. Prince Harry in a top hat at Day 1 of Royal Ascot with the Queen. Lainey Gossip Entertainment Update. Megyn Kelly Girl Attacked By McKinney Police Not A Saint.

Amy Schumer Defends Bill Cosby In The Court of Public Opinion. Hot Slut Of The Day! Smutty Social Media, Tuesday May 26, 2015. Lainey Gossip Entertainment Update. Thanks To Those Who Served So We Can Have Redneck Avengers. Chris Pratt gives drunk acting lessons for GQ. Louis CK SNL Monologue Racist Child Molesters Jokes. A Palm Springs Postcard. Amy Schumer's 12 Angry Men parody tackles entertainment industry's sexist double standard. Smutty Fitness: Core for down there. Lainey Gossip Entertainment Update. Emma Watson advocates for gender equality at the UN. Robert Downey Jr. delivers 7 year old boy an Iron Man bionic arm. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bryan Cranston, and Aaron Paul in Barely Legal Pawn.