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New Study – Squeezing Breasts Can ‘STOP CANCER’ The method to these conclusions involved putting the infected cells into two groups – those untreated and those placed in tight, silicone viles. The squished cells, with outside force, began to reform into their normal shape while the untouched cells remained disfigured. “People have known for centuries that physical force can influence our bodies,” quoted researcher Gautham Venugopalan elaborating on the idea. “When we lift weights, our muscles get bigger.” These findings can now lead scientists in the direction of knowing what it is about the cell structure that disforms when cancer sets in, since they now know how to physically move them back. Breast cancer victims can be calmer knowing a harsh, outside medical procedure alone isn’t their only hope. (Visited 118 times) Man needs money to get porn site tattoos removed from his face. The man who raised more than $50,000 by tattooing the URLs of porn sites and online casinos onto his face is now trying to raise $4,000 to remove the URLs of those same porn sites and online casinos from his face forever. 32-year-old Hostgator Dotcom, né Billy Gibby (he sold his name, too), is a local legend in his native Anchorage, Alaska, where he lives with his wife and five kids.

He's recognizable anywhere, because he has a face that's unlike anybody else's in town: a face that over the past 10 years has been covered by URLS belonging to sleazy-looking websites. They're not hyperlinked, but everybody knows where they go: HotMovies.com, XXXHomeVideo.com. He carries the words "freak" and "porn" and "fart" on his cranium; one time, he counted more than 20 tattoos on his face, with some even carrying over onto another. His arms and legs are tattooed as well. At the beginning of all this, he sold his entire back to an online casino for $10,000. "I'd need $1 million to do that," he said. Cocaine In Fake Butt: Man Arrested In Brazil For Allegedly Trying To Smuggle Drugs In Prosthetic Rump. Nasa's Curiosity Rover undergoes 'brain transplant' after taking stunning panorama pictures of the Red Planet.

Engineers updating the Curiosity's software to allow it to drive on Mars President Obama calls the project team to congratulate themReveals blast marks on surface caused by Curiosity's landing rocketsRover has also sent back first high resolution panorama as scientists test its instruments By James Nye and Mark Prigg and Daily Mail Reporter Published: 16:09 EDT, 12 August 2012 | Updated: 21:26 EDT, 13 August 2012 After releasing exciting images of Mars, NASA's Curiosity rover is undergoing a crucial four day ‘brain transplant’. Engineers were today continuing to update the rover’s software which is currently in its flight stage to prepare it for its further missions on Mars, NASA said. Today Nasa released the first high resolution Panorama from the craft. Scroll down for video The first high resolution panoramic shot from Curiosity's mast camera reveals its surrounding in stunning new detail 'The colors in the main image are unmodified from those returned by the camera.

Loaded: 0% Progress: 0% Penis tattoo gives guy permanent erection. By Brian Alexander, NBC News Contributor You’d think somebody repeatedly sticking a needle in your penis would be a little off-putting, but the 21-year-old Iranian apparently thought it would be a grand idea to have Persian script reading borow be salaamat (good luck on your journeys), and the first initial of his girlfriend’s last name (“M”) tattooed onto his little gentleman. He was left with a permanent semi-erection as a reminder of just how good the idea was. His case raises a number of questions, not least whether the wish for good luck is directed to the penis or to the man, and if it’s to the penis, where, exactly, is it going? But, medically speaking, how could getting penis ink give make the organ go haywire? The answer rests in the traditional technique the man subjected himself to. “Handheld needles are used and there is no control of the depth of the needle,” Iranian urologists reported in the most recent Journal of Sexual Medicine.

Naturally, this proved painful. Related: Dog is feeling the Guitar - Smiling Dog. Cannabis Christmas tree lands man in jail. QMI Agency , Last Updated: 1:44 PM ET "O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! Much pleasure thou can'st give me," goes a favourite carol. "How often has the Christmas tree afforded me the greatest glee! " Unfortunately, Ian Richards, who lives in Kent, England, won't find out how much happiness his unique tree will give him. That's because police found a large cannabis plant resembling a Christmas tree -- complete with brightly-coloured baubles -- while conducting a raid on his home last December.

A judge sentenced Richards to 18 months behind bars for drug offences last month, a police spokesman told The Guardian newspaper on Friday. Investigating officer Darren Dennett told the paper that "by using a 5 foot tall cannabis plant as a Christmas tree, Richards showed a total disregard for the law. " He said that one of the bedrooms in Richards' home had been "transformed into a very sophisticated cannabis factory. Gabi Jones Has Orgasm when Overeating. Gabi Jones, a 25-year old woman from Colorado, suffers from a rare medical condition that causes her to have orgasms every time she feasts on foods she likes. Doctors have diagnosed Gabi’s strange case as persistent genital arousal disorder, which causes her to have orgasms without any sexual arousal. The young woman experienced her first food orgasm in her late teen years, while enjoying a frozen treat at an ice-cream parlour. Although it happened years ago, Gabi remembers she loved the smooth texture of the ice-cream on her tongue, when she felt a tingle in the genital area.”

Then the pressure kept building until suddenly it swept through my body. I felt light-headed and flushed.” she says, adding that even though she was stunned by what had happened, she had no doubt it was an orgasm. All of Gabi’s friends thought she was making things up, but every time she ate rich, creamy desserts, she felt that tingling between her legs. Photo via GainingGabi ”When I indulge, I never rush. Via SWNS. Woman Has Live Grenade Lodged in the Side of Her Face. Karla Flores, a 32-year-old street vendor from Culiacán, Mexico can consider herself after she survived being shot in the face with a live grenade. On August 6, 2011 Mexico’s “Miracle Woman”, as she’s come to be known, was selling seafood on the street when all of a sudden she heard an explosion. As she turned around to see what had happened, the woman was hit in the face by an object, and the powerful impact caused her to fall on the sidewalk.

She felt a burning sensation in her face and when she touched the point of impact with her hand there was a lot of blood. Karla passed out after that, but luckily for her an anonymous passerby took her in his car and drove her to the nearest hospital. There she woke up and when the doctors asked her about the wound Flores told them she thought a stone hit her.

Via Gizmodo Reddit Stumble. Ideas Worth Spreading. Gangs targeting supplies of watercress. Quadriplegic says violent neighbor assaulted him with fish | Weird | New Port Richey-Port Richey-Hudson News. New Port Richey, Florida - Residents of a Pasco County neighborhood say they're living in fear and frustration because of a violent neighbor who they feel has a drinking problem. They say 52-year-old Dale McDaniel has chased neighbors down with a chainsaw and even assaulted a disabled man confined to a wheelchair by slapping him in the face with a fish. Photo Gallery: The Many Mugshots of Dale McDaniel "He's a scary person, especially when he gets violent," said neighbor Victoria Breitfeller. "He's grabbed me by the throat in the past. That's not something you forget. " Neighbors say not only does McDaniel have an overgrown, trash-filled yard, but he can often be seen urinating in it.

McDaniel admits he's been arrested 34 times in Pasco County. "They've had problems with me for years and I ain't worried about it," said McDaniel Friday afternoon. But many neighbors are convinced McDaniel has a severe drinking problem. You May Also Like... More mug shot galleries... More Locals: Pinellas County. Breaking News From London Riot [PIC] Weird Headlines | Weird News Strories, Videos and Images.

The Daily Fook - fook. Australian airman injured in toilet explosion. QMI Agency , Last Updated: 11:46 AM ET A member of the Royal Australian Air Force is in serious condition after the portable toilet he was using exploded. The Australian department of defence reported the man went into the toilet during a military exercise around 9:30 a.m. Monday. The man was rushed to hospital with severe burns. "The cause of the explosion is unknown and is being investigated," Brig. The Courier-Mail newspaper reported it's believed the man may have lit a cigarette inside the portable toilet, causing it to explode. The air force member was taking part in Talisman Saber, a joint military exercise between the Australian and U.S., at the airport in Rockhampton, located on the eastern coast of the country in Queensland.

Father Andres Garcia Torres Fired for Being Gay, Wants Pope to Measure His Anus. Friday, July 22, 2011 at 8:02 am ​It seems that by all counts, Father Andres Garcia Torres was a beloved priest at Our Lady of Fatima Fuenlabrada in Spain. But his problems began when pictures started circulating showing him shirtless with his arm around a young Cuban seminarian...​It's hard to tell what the photos are really about.

They could have been take on a hot day. They could have been taken while the pair were swimming. And they could have been taken because, well, the two men are lovers. But this being the Catholic church, instant suspicion turned to the last option. So Torres' bishop forced him to resign from his parish and take counseling to make him ungay, since that always works. But Torres says he isn't gay and wasn't having a relationship. "Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated," he announced.

We're not sure if anus size is an accurate measurement of gayness. More links from around the web! Funeral Strippers | Taiwan Religion | Gangsters. Funeral stripping in Taiwan isn't new. By some accounts, it's been going on since the 1800s. In the '50s and '60s, nobody would have dared report the practice, but hel-lo internet! The more titillating the better. But as the practice becomes more widely known, many Taiwanese have begun to voice their discontent. It was all right, so long as nobody in other countries noticed, the logic goes, but it's quite another matter to have funeral strippers associated with the Taiwan's image abroad. What the practice consists of is basically what you'd see at a strip club — scantily clad dancers gyrating around poles, flashing lights and blaring pop music — except it's on the back of what they call "electric flower cars," which are basically floats like you'd see in a parade.

What could be a better send off? (GlobalPost in Shanghai: Pole-dancing steps into the spotlight in China) By many accounts, Taiwan's take on religion can be quite casual. Watch a trailer from the doc: Couple Sell Their Three Kids to Play Online Games. A young couple, from Dongguan, China, have reportedly sold all their three children for money needed to keep playing online games at Internet cafés. According to Chinese newspaper Sangxiang City News, Li Lin and Li Juan, both under 21, first met back in 2007, in an Internet café. It was their obsession with online gaming that fueled their relationship, and a year later, the two welcomed their first baby.

Actually, “welcomed” is a bit of an overstatement considering that just days after they brought him home, the couple left him alone and went to play video games at an Internet café 30 km away. In 2009, the irresponsible couple had another child, a baby girl, whom they decided to sell in order to fund their online gaming obsession. They managed to get RMB 3,000 ($500) for her, which they spent in a matter of days.

Via ABC News Radio Reddit Stumble. 'Chewbacca' wanted in Florida shooting. QMI Agency , Last Updated: 12:27 PM ET Police in Florida are on the hunt for Chewbacca after a witness reported seeing two men and one Wookiee involved in a shooting. Two men have been arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon for the shooting on Nov. 30. But a man wearing a Chewbacca mask hasn't yet been identified, police said. The witness told police the trio drove up to a West Palm Beach home and began firing, reports the Sun-Sentinel. Police arrested 19-year-old Jodeci Lamar Window last Saturday and 21-year-old Mario D.

VIDEO: Suicidal man saved after policemen give him a wedgie - Asylum.co.uk. The Doucheiest Phone Messages Ever Video. Man Finds Suspicious White Powder in Florida Keys, Decides to Snort It, and Dies. ​UPDATE: The Monroe County Sheriff's Office tells us Thomas Swindal died of a cocaine overdose. On the list of things not to do when you discover a mysterious package full of white powder, snorting the substance is probably near the top of the list. Unfortunately for 53-year-old Thomas Swindal, he did not heed that advice and died last week after he thought he'd just found a floating kilo of blow, according to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office. Swindal was fishing with his brother off the shore of Marathon when they found a brick floating in the water they believed to be a package of cocaine, police say. Swindal's brother told police that Thomas Swindal decided to put the brick on their boat and, when he looked back at his brother a bit later, noticed he had the package open and was snorting it up.

Swindal's brother then threw all the sharp things and the mystery package of powder off the boat before signaling state Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officers to rescue them. Man inserts milk bottle up his bum to relieve constipation. Best Fails Of 2011 Compilation || YDL. Mom Fined $535 After Her Daughter Saved a Baby Bird. Photo: marabuchi / cc If a nation can be judged for how they treat their animals -- does the same apply for how it rewards those who treat them well? When 11-year-old Skylar Capo of Fredericksberg, Virgina, saw an abandoned baby woodpecker in her father's yard and a cat threatening to eat it, she did what any kindhearted child who wants to be a veteranian would do: she rescued it. With her mother picking her up soon, Skylar decided it would be best to release the bird at her house. But before they made it home, the Good Samaratan and her mom were stopped by a wildlife officer and slapped with a $535 fine for 'transporting' the migratory bird.After Skylar rescued the bird from certain death, the girl and her mother Alison headed home to set it free, but not before making one quick stop at a local home improvement store.

Since it was a hot day, the child decided to take the bird inside the store with her instead of leaving it in the car. Man accidentally shot himself in the penis. French label Jours Après Lunes launch lingerie for girls as young as FOUR. Widow Says Eating Dead Husband's Ashes Helps Her Cope. Horse grows seven-inch moustache, has no plans to shave it off. Minister of Music tazes pastor, another woman stabbed during fight at church (update) Lobsters liberated by Buddhist intervention (Reuters)