29 Video Game Characters That Would Be Horrifying in Reality Article. The 10 Most Perverted Old School Video Games. Sean "Seanbaby" Reiley was writing comedy over at Seanbaby.com when Cracked was a poor man's MAD Magazine.
He's been a major influence on some of our best writers, and starting in April, he's going to be Cracked.com's newest columnist. "Seanbaby's Flying Blind on a Rocket Cycle" will be our first new column since Robert Brockway came along back in November and started punching words through your computer screen. Today, we're introducing him to some of you, and reintroducing him to the rest, with his look back at some of the most disturbingly erotic old school games. Just like orphans and tap dancing, eroticism and video games were meant to be together. Barrel-throwing gorillas and nudity are a perfect match, and sand paintings show that even as far back as ancient Egypt primitive man has been mixing pornography with Zaxxon. If Video Game Characters Could Switch Games Slideshow.
21 Funny Friday Pictures. Horrible Cards for Valentine's Day. Dexter…? 414851654_o.jpg (650×951) Crack kills. Who doesn't like a blonde joke? A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. It’s not bad, that’s for sure. g02-2.jpg (413×600) 2011-05-15-dream-a-little-dream-of-pee.png (780×7925) This Is Freaking Ridiculous - TIFR - Crayon Prank.
Son Zoned! Waterproof Home. Excerpt from Yesterday's Tomorrows: past visions of the American future, by Joseph J.
Corn and Brian Horrigan; Summit Books (1984), page 83. The actual item is from a 1950 issue of Popular Mechanics. Because everything in her home is waterproof, the housewife of 2000 can do her daily cleaning with a hose. Scanned by Eric Benson, converted to HTML by Dan Bornstein, danfuzz@milk.com. 2010-09-14-657stop.gif (720×278) Epicidea.jpg (467×700) Youre-like-a-drug.jpg (400×135) It might sound funny, but there are ways to get free weed if you don't have money.
The first thing to add of course it that drugs are bad. You should not use drugs, even if they are free. But if you are going to smoke weed anyway you might as well do so without losing money. Here are some tips. Grow your own Growing your own weed is illegal in many countries and states but not in all. Stop smoking Well, We can't repeat enough. Common option: Be nice It's quite common to share "joints". US option: Coupons In the United States there are some websites that give out free weed. Effects of drugs: not funny The effect of cannabis on the memory of adults has not been proven, but it can be risky for children and adolescents, Wikipedia:
Hey, Nerds! Your Takeout Order Is Ready. How To Tell You Sucked At Video Games in 2011. By Brian Altano & Andrew Goldfarb December 14, 2011 2011's biggest blockbuster games kind of kicked our asses.
We fell off cliffs in Uncharted 3, had our squads blown to bits in Battlefield 3 and were burned to death by lava in Super Mario 3D Land. That's right, even though we're supposed to be pros, we aren't afraid to admit that we sucked at video games in 2011. What about you? Getting shot in Uncharted 3 is common. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3's single-player campaign is jammed with wave after wave of deadly soldiers and highly scripted, dangerously explosive action sequences...if you can manage to stay alive through it all. By putting you in control of the caped crusader, Batman: Arkham City allows you to glide across wide expanses, take on dozens of thugs singlehandedly, master sophisticated weaponry and defeat some of the world's most notorious criminals. Super Mario 3D Land Die enough times on a single level in Super Mario 3D Land and you'll be gifted with a magical Tanooki leaf.
Funny Pic Dump (12.19.11. 50 Years From Now. The College Freshwoman Meme. College Freshwoman, daughter of High-Expectations Asian Father and Sheltering Suburban Mom, and sister and peer of College Freshman, is the epitome of unprepared for life on her own.
Full of her parents money and a lifetime of soft-landings and parental supervision, college becomes a day camp for the rich and lazy. And so we present, the College Freshwoman meme: Zombie Comic Strips FTW! “I dunno about ghosts... My Friend, The Alien (Part 5 of 7)