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And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me. " I said "WHAT??!! So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it. " Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT? " I then said "honey!

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Number of people on Earth (in 1998): 5 592 830 000[4] We start with the largest demographic in which I am interested—namely, the population of this planet. …who are female: 2 941 118 000[5] I'd've thought that, given the title of this essay, this criterion goes without saying. …who are beautiful: 1 487 838. Key & Peele: Das Negros. Whose Line: Greatest Hits - Songs of The Secret Agent (I) Ground War TDM with Guest Commentary by the Beast Known as El Presador. Eric Cartman - Screw You Guys I'm Going Home. Beatboxing Parrot! Funny Orbit Gum Commercial. Those Chubby Cheeks. Crazy Cat Loves Water Run On His Head To Get Drink. Best of Ocho Cinco Quotes Child Please, Kiss Da Baby, Hard Knocks, Chad Johnson.

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