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New York just legalized gay marriage in time for Pride Week, a cruelly timed challenge to monogamy for all the naked float dancers expecting a very different kind of happy ending. Civil rights and referendums go together like peanut butter and K-Y Jelly, and most politicans have the moral courage of a starving cockroach, but in a double rainbow miracle, they noticed a majority of New Yorkers think two loving adults should share a life together , unless they are the stars of The Bachelor , in which case, they are force-fed spiders.
6 Pro-Gay Marriage Arguments for Fighting With Crazy People
The 5 Least Romantic Keys to a Happy Relationship
Any old talk show psychologist can give you the business about date nights and fetish gear to keep the spark alive. That's Talk Show Psychologist Tips For Romance 101. But it takes a ballsy renegade to have the guts to let you know that saving a relationship might be about imagining the most romantic solutions possible -- then doing the opposite .
5 Mind Blowing Ways Your Memory Plays Tricks On You
Everybody will tell you that memory can't be trusted.
Thanks to sitcoms, romantic comedies and our mother's cuss-filled horror stories, we all know pregnancy is no walk in the park.
7 Terrifying Things They Don't Tell You About Pregnancy
At some point, we've all seen the finale of a TV show or movie and thought, "I could have written a better ending than that ." (We're still bitter about 24 not ending with Jack Bauer exploding from all the accumulated urine in his body, like our write-in campaign suggested.) That's why there is a thriving culture of fan theories that flood the Internet in anticipation of every show, movie or book.
5 Movie Fan Theories That Make More Sense Than the Movie
Science has proven that much of the universe is made up of badassery.
5 Scientific Ways To Make Water Do Magic
The 6 Weirdest Jobs in China
There are some jobs every country has (cook, farmer, prostitute) and some jobs bred from unique cultural conditions in certain countries.25 Common Items that Will Baffle Future Archeologists Article
We've all wondered at least once what our descendants will think of us thousands of years from now. By then, there's a good chance that all we'll leave behind are a lot of very confusing trinkets that archeologists will have to dig out of the mud.
The Harry Potter series has sold billions of dollars worth of books, movie tickets and DVDs because it's one of those rare series that children can enjoy but won't make adults want to gouge out their eyes.
The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes Implied by 'Harry Potter'
5 Crucial Lessons Learned by Watching Kids Play Video Games
Watching my kids play video games is like watching a virgin fumble around with his first prostitute. You just want to put down the camera, strap on your dildo hat and say, "No, look, you do it like this ."