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The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat. " "I am," replied the man. "How did you know? " "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican. " "I am," replied the balloonist. "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going.