Self Important Parents : Foamy The Squirrel. Funny. Demotvationals.org. That Little Stinker - SRSLYcute Delete Cookies. Viral Video: Twin Babies' Secret Language? Amusing Ourselves to Death: Huxley vs Orwell. A clever comic over on the accuracy of George Orwell’s predictions about future society over that of Aldous Huxley.
It’s informative and scary at the same time. “In short, Orwell feared that what we hate would ruin us. Huxley that what we love will ruin us.” It’s unfortunate that Huxley got it right because the latter is much less obvious. Smiling animals (20 pictures. Exist2.jpg (JPEG Image, 280×366 pixels) 1281_aa9e.jpeg from soup.io - StumbleUpon. Malawi row over whether new law bans farting. 4 February 2011Last updated at 09:51 The justice minister said local chiefs would deal with those caught breaking wind in public Two of Malawi's most senior judicial officials are arguing over whether a new bill includes a provision that outlaws breaking wind in public.
Justice Minister George Chaponda says the new bill would criminalise flatulence to promote "public decency". "Just go to the toilet when you feel like farting," he told local radio. However, he was directly contradicted by Solicitor General Anthony Kamanga, who says the reference to "fouling the air" means pollution. "How any reasonable or sensible person can construe the provision to criminalising farting in public is beyond me," he said, adding that the prohibition contained in the new law has been in place since 1929.
Mr Chaponda, a trained lawyer, insists that this includes farting. "Would you be happy to see people farting anyhow? " He said that local chiefs would deal with any offenders. Success.jpg (JPEG Image, 320×234 pixels) The 7 Most Bizarrely Unlucky People Who Ever Lived. Unlucky Because: He was struck by lightning.
Seven times. Statistically, getting hit by lightning is a three-thousand to one chance. Therefore getting hit seven times is about twenty-two septillion to one. That's 22,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Still not long enough odds for Roy Sullivan, who was a U.S. park ranger in Virginia's Shenandoah National Park. Some "scientists" theorize that Sullivan's occupation as a park ranger in an area prone to thunderstorms might have something to do with his problem. Sullivan first got struck in 1942 while on a lookout tower. Even Sullivan's wife got in on the action while drying clothes outside. Lightning didn't do him in, though. Pretty much everything. Jeanne Rogers lives her life like a sitcom. Sure, she hasn't been struck by lightning as many times as Roy up there, but she has been struck.
Then, when she was 18, Rogers was with a friend on a cruise ship taking pictures. OK that's, like, the same plot as an episode of The Office. "Oh. " This is the Way the World Ends. DearGenitals.jpg (JPEG Image, 799x246 pixels) A plugged up pachyderm. 36868_415465644040_768304040_4307285_3051722_n.jpg (490×654)