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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels . Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior.
M and M's Combat
Baojun Yuan is a member of China Senior Photographers Association. He is highly respected by Chinese people. Why? In the past nine years, Mr. Yuan has repaired more than 2000 old photos for residents for free.
An Honourable Photoshop Master- BaoJun Yuan
Beethoven
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
Someone Got REALLY High And Put WAY Too Much Thought Into Rugrats. – Dog and Pony Show - Better at the internet than you...
I can see someone sitting down with a bowl and de-constructing Ahh! Real Monsters. That dude with the eyes in his hands alone warrants at least a bathroom brainstorm. Rugrats is sacred though, and people should never go there. <img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-26797" title="9GAG - Just for Fun!_1304350125865" src="http://daps.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/rugrats2.jpg" alt="" width="486" height="366" />
I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right.
Help! I Caught My Dad With My Gf / Social
Life is pretty normal today
Today, I had slept in and was late going to school. On a note I wrote my reason for being late as "busy fighting crime" and I drew the Batman symbol under it. My mom laughed, signed it, and dropped me off to school.Me : “How can I help you today, ma’am?” Client : “Is e-mail internet”? Me : “I beg your pardon?” Client : “Is e-mail on the internet?
Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?” Client: “Is
Cars like computers?
General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers - but imagine if they did...How To Steal Like An Artist (And 9 Other Things Nobody Told Me) - Austin Kleon
Wednesday, March 30th, 2011 Buy the book: Amazon | B&N | More… Buy the list as a print from 20×200.com→ Here’s what a few folks have said about it: “Brilliant and real and true.” —Rosanne Cash “Filled with well-formed advice that applies to nearly any kind of work.”
To find the answer, we must first quantify the value of Brad. So how much is a human life worth? According to research by Stanford economists, a year of human life is worth about $129,000. Wolfram Alpha tells us that the average age of a person named Brad is 35 years, and that the average life expectancy for a human male (worldwide) is about 69 years. Assuming that procuring a loaf of Brad involves cutting down a Brad in his prime, we would be depriving him of 34 years of life - a value of $4,386,000.
