About | Celeb Jihad. Durka Durka Mohammed was born into a poor goat herding family in Kandahar, Afghanistan. At an early age Durka was diagnosed with what the local doctor called “Camel Spit for Brains”. His family was ashamed of Durka’s condition, so they kept him confined to the goat farm. This was fine with Durka Durka because he loved goats… a lot. When Durka’s father caught him finger banging his prize war goat Penelope Anne he had had enough. He took Durka Durka to Kabul and dumped him on some Christian missionaries who took Durka back with them to the evil infidel land of America. The beautiful and seductive war goat Penelope Anne Tragically soon after returning to America, Durka’s adopted parents simultaneously committed suicide by stabbing themselves repeatedly in the back and then lighting themselves on fire.
It was during his time in Riyadh that Durka feel under the tutelage of the brilliant Imam Haid D’Salaami. Durka’s mentor and spiritual advisor Imam Haid D’Salaami. E! Online - Entertainment News, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News. Just Jared. Jezebel: Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. Without Airbrushing. The #1 Celebrity Site for breaking news, celebrity pictures and star style.
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