Stand-up Shots: Comedians at a Glimpse. Myqkaplan, Imgur In our on-going endeavor to introduce you to some of the best and brightest stand-up comedians in the business, today we shall be taking a look at one of the lesser known subreddits on Reddit.com, StandUpShots . While YouTube is the definitive source for discovering new comedians, it is not the only outlet.
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