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You’re also an idiot for wanting the text in a comic to be grammatically correct. And also, how’s can be considered an acceptable contraction for how does, based on personal speech patterns and regional dialects. Since the sentence you are referencing is spoken, expecting perfect grammar based on silly “rules” made for the written word just makes you come off as an idiot.
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I'll know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff,
Dave!
We’ve been told that the Antichrist was going to be a bold leader that will come on to the scene and awe everybody with his speech skills and debonair horns.
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Right click on the desktop, select 'New' and click create shortcut. In the window that pops up, type in: shutdown.exe -s -t 120 -c "Your computer has committed suicide, have a nice day." The number behind the -c is the time in seconds that the computer will shut down in, you can put in any amount here.
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To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks." One thing kids like is to be tricked.
According to Wikipedia, DERP means: In internet slang it may be used as a placeholder expression (e.g. unimportant and/or foolish dialog may be expressed as "derp derp derp").
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