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Retail Rage: "WHY ARE YOU CLOSED! TELL US WHY YOU'RE CLOSED!!!" The 5 Greatest Things Ever Accomplished While High. Cracked.com's new book is now on sale.

The 5 Greatest Things Ever Accomplished While High

What follows is one of the classic articles that appear in the book, along with 18 new articles that you can't read anywhere else. Any dreadlocked white guys finding this article after Googling "Drugs Rule" should know that we've given this list about drugs a rule. To make the cut, an accomplishment has to be considered great by people who could pass a field sobriety test.

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The 20 Best Movie Drinking Games

For the budding film fanatic, though, that cuts into viewing time, so here's the ideal way to keep inebriates and cinephiles alike happy. We've compiled some of the best movie drinking games from the collective wisdom of web-based boozers, as well as adding a few on our own. Sci-fi, gangster flicks, comedies and thrillers, classics and modern hits are all catered for. ‪Ned calls about the condom recall‬‏ ‪Ned prank call to a Priest‬‏ Kevin Pereira Flirts With Candace Bailey's Mom in High Definition. PCisms that aren't PC.