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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.

A.S.B. • Who doesn't like a blonde joke?

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The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" Witness: "I only have one, you know." Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" Witness: "By death." http://rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml

Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations

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DEAR BLANK, PLEASE BLANK - Pìcame – Visual arts smugglers.

Un progetto ironico e geniale di Jared Wunsch e Hans Johnson . Le stampe si possono acquistare online ma la cosa più divertente è inviare le proprie submission e vedersele pubblicate sul sito . Altri esempi dentro al post. UPDATE: si può scaricare gratis l’app per iPhone da qui . An ironic and brilliant project by Jared Wunsch and Hans Johnson.