Meow. LJTM. Slimiest: a CEO walks into his office “any messages?”
He asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that” (via jak-the-stripper) the-average-gatsby: imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappersso you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off. The Daily What. The Meta Picture.