First World Problems. Seagull steals video camera, thereby creating seagullcam. Lexophiles. LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): 1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. Only in Russia&8230; “Only in Russia” is a surprisingly popular topic. But what is it people want that’s only available in Russia? Based on internet search data, bizarre answers are revealed. Phrases people type into search engines including “Russia” show the truth about what the world really wants. Some of these may surprise you! (top weird phrases people enter into search engines with “Russia”; # per year) “from russia with love” – over 140,000 searches per year 1963, Sean Connery, 007, and a story that still thrills… It’s a dated version of Russia that people still love: “is tide laundry detergent sold in russia” – over 50,000 Why on Earth do so many people want to know?
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The thirty-two-page Go the Fuck to Sleep was picked up by a small Brooklyn publishing house, and even reached number one on Amazon's bestseller list ahead of memoirs by Tina Fey and Steven Tyler, well before its official publication date, which was yesterday. So this children's book for adults is now a full-blown phenomenon, and has weathered a little controversy, as New Zealand Christian group Family First has lobbied New Zealand's booksellers not to sell the book. This all makes for an amusing story, but it gets better. None other than Pulp Fiction's Jules Winnfield himself, Samuel L. Some of My Favorite One Liners.