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(USD) $0.99 cents each on bulk orders of 100+ stickers in any combination. Share: Gun free safe zones If government doesn't obey the Constitution, what's treason? If guns kill people do pencils misspell words The 2nd amendment americas original homeland security The strongest reason for the people to keep and bear arms - Thomas Jefferson with guns we are citizens Laws that forbid the carrying of arms - Thomas Jefferson gun control works If You're Coming For My Guns One Of Us Is Gonna Die dear congressman perhaps your next term 9mm beats 9-1-1 every time A well regulated militia - 2nd Amendment An armed society is a polite society Another american for gold Buy a shotgun Come and take it Democracy is two wolves and a lamb - Ben Franklin Do not register your firearms Got Ammo government wants us unarmed Guns are dangerous guns dont kill people governments do.

Laugh at Liberals. “Where’s the beef”?

Laugh at Liberals

Taco Bell may be able to call Obama to help defend the lawsuit. After all, who knows more about replacing the meat with artificial ingredients and filler than Obama? I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning; he was minutes from drowning because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. (more…) The kids filed back into class Monday morning. (more…) Kubrick 2001. Computer Stupidities: The World Wide Web. One time, I caught my Mom working at the computer, printing out information for my brother's report.

Computer Stupidities: The World Wide Web

She was reading an article at Wikipedia, and she didn't know that if you edit Wikipedia, it stays there for the entire world to look at. So she was editing most of the links, pictures, and headings out -- and even put a little more at the top: "Here is the info, sweetie, good luck! " She almost pressed 'Save' when I went over and asked her what she was doing. She said, "I'm editing out the things [my brother] doesn't need.

" I used to do tech support for a company that made computer accessories and video game accessories. Tech Support: "Well, just go to [URL]. " Back in 2001 our public library had a bunch of Internet terminals running Windows 98 with Internet Explorer. Late Show Top Ten. ButtaFly. The Computer. The Computer - An Overview Before we begin in earnest, it's important to have an insight into the components of a modern computer.

The Computer

Here's a rundown of the parts of a PC-Compatible machine, together with a brief look at their purpose. Case This is, as the name suggests, simply a case used to hold all the main parts of the computer together. Traditionally, all cases were uniform beige boxes, but recently more interesting designs have become available. They all tend to retain a basic rectangular shape, except for Apple's range of Macintosh computers, which usually look like a dalek or an aquarium or something. Search Calvin & Hobbes. I have always been a big fan of Calvin & Hobbes comics, and their author, Bill Watterson.

Search Calvin & Hobbes

Since discovering the complete script online, as well as a collection of every daily strip on another website, I knew I could make the two reference each other and therefore create a "Calvin & Hobbes Search Engine" for lack of a better name. So I set out to do it. Currently the search only looks for EXACT phrases (not case sensitive), so if you're looking for a comic with the words "balloon" and "airplane" you cannot enter them both, or it will search for "balloon airplane" together. Perhaps in the future I will fix this, but it's actually a lot more difficult than leaving it as-is. There is one exception though! Please find the credits for everything found on this page below.

. - Michael "Bing" Yingling Calvin & Hobbes : Copyright & All Rights Reserved by Bill Watterson and Andrews McMeel Universal Calvin & Hobbes Search Engine by Michael "Bing" Yingling Script from Scribd, likely from S. Worst Analogies Ever Written In a High School Essay. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

Worst Analogies Ever Written In a High School Essay

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup. From the attic came an unearthly howl.

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center. He was as tall as a six-foot three-inch tree. Bruno Bozzetto. The Shining in 30 Seconds With Bunnies. Home | store | copyright Angry Alien Productions | FAQ | contact - The Shining bunnies WON at the Ottawa International Animation Festival for Best Internet Series 2004!

The Shining in 30 Seconds With Bunnies

The Shining bunnies parody not only pays homage to the brilliance of the late Stanley Kubrick, but my undying love for the stories of Stephen King (though this version of The Shining purportedly differed drastically from King's original vision). I have been a diehard fan of Stephen King since I was nine (when I got the bejeezus scared out of me while reading my dad's copy of Night Shift).

More bunnies! This site graciously hosted by Magiclamp Networks. Some o' this website requires the most recent Macromedia Flash plug-in. Comics & Cartoons. Dave Barry.