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TODAY! $10,000 To Every U.S. Citizen For Fingerprint! – American Citizen Enrichment Day Act. Apr 1, 2012 Posted by reproductive orphan. on Apr 1, 2012 in World | 2 comments Our Washington D.C. reporter Patrick Klein frantically called our main offices half-hour ago, with the promise of “Dire Emergency News”. D.E.N. is the highest priority we assign an article, equivalent to war breakout news, and disasters. It being Saturday, the answering service took in about 42 calls. 3/31 11:32PM Central US, half-hour later, editor Ed Ronn checked the voice-mail system, and immediately called-in a crew of 7 reporters to start writing the article you are reading. The article of the century. The scoop that Klein found is nothing short of the journalistic 100lbs diamond that will launch ListSalad.com to the highest publication ranks in the history of men.
Alexa Ratings representative just called, congratulating with the estimate of our website to have the double of the gross total of Google’s traffic by the end of today. You are very welcome! Lists. Ten games that make you think about life. At the start of this year, we decided to come up with a list of Flash casual games with a philosophical bent. To be honest, we struggled. After days of research, we could only find a handful of games that had the thought-provoking depth we were looking for.
Our list (which you can view by clicking here) was therefore only five games long. Fast forward to now, and it is remarkable how much difference a few months can make. Thanks to the work of pioneers like Daniel Benmergui, Gregory Weir and PixelAnte, there is now an abundance of clever arty Flash games to pique our intellects, and as a result creating this follow-up list of games that make you think has been a doddle. In a wonderful twist, it seems it is the Flash gaming space - until now known more for the throwaway nature of its games rather than depth - that is leading the way in this exciting new area of gaming, as we hope the following games prove. 1Immortall The game starts with you crash landing on a planet. 2Loved 5Coma 6Loondon.
The game. Grooveshark - Listen to Free Music Online - Internet Radio - Free MP3 Streaming. Play Nintendo | Games Online SNES and NES Emulator. Todd Lamb Notes From Chris Gallery. Welcome to the “ Notes From Chris” gallery. These are notes that I post around New York City from a mysterious man named Chris. Chris wants to do tedious things with people. He also has lots of problems. “ Notes From Chris” is a project started by Todd Lamb in 2008. See a YouTube video of the notes being read on stage in NYC and an interview in the Village Voice . See a video about them on Rocketboom and a selection of them on Funny or Die . List of unusual deaths. This is a list of unusual deaths. This list includes unique or extremely rare circumstances of death recorded throughout history, noted as being unusual by multiple sources. Some of the deaths are mythological or are considered to be unsubstantiated by contemporary researchers.
Oxford Dictionaries defines the word "unusual" as "not habitually or commonly occurring or done" and "remarkable or interesting because different from or better than others. "[1] Some other articles also cover deaths that might be considered unusual or ironic, including List of entertainers who died during a performance, List of inventors killed by their own inventions, List of association footballers who died while playing, List of professional cyclists who died during a race and the List of political self-immolations.
Antiquity[edit] Middle Ages[edit] Renaissance[edit] 18th century[edit] 19th century[edit] 20th century[edit] 1920s[edit] 1950s[edit] 1960s[edit] 1961: U.S. 1970s[edit] 1980s[edit] 1990s[edit] Facial hair length correlation. Cool Websites. Entertainment. Whimsy. Stumbled Upon. Online Freedom. How to go striaght to the floor you desire with out stopping. South Park Studios. Funnyjunk - Funny Pictures and Funny Videos. Alien-contact.jpg (JPEG Image, 698x1899 pixels) - Scaled (33. Dog Hates Being Flipped Off Video. Man Attempted To Steal Gas From Van Using Cordless Drill And Failed. With gas prices high, there have been many reports over the past few years of people that attempt to steal gas from unattended vehicles. Well this scumbag not only did a poor job, but he managed to set himself along with the van he was stealing from on fire. Oh and did I mention the van belonged to Abundant Faith Church?
Yep, he tried to steal gas out of a van that is used to pick up about 20 church members throughout the week. He’s a real winner. Blake King went to the 2001 Chevrolet van and attempted to drill the gas out of the tank. Source: Geekologie. Bear Loves Cocaine. Strangest creature found on Earth. I don’t think these photos requires any special comment.
These are fantastic world news worthy of headlining any newspaper around the world. This creature, was found on Thailand, its strangely shaped body leaves a lot of mastery around it . The photographer has captured with his camera a truly unique and amazing moment, and got himself a fantastic photographs that make up a great story. As all good mysteries it happens in far away from the technology wonders of the modern society in Thailand. Lets turn to the main subject, or should I say object, of this photo series the fantastically colored and shaped body of the creature. Politics Explained. FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows.
You have to take care of all of the cows. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. FASCISM: You have two cows. PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. (Original source unknown . . . this version expanded and Illuminated by SJ.) Why Atheism Will Replace Religion. Atheists are heavily concentrated in economically developed countries, particularly the social democracies of Europe (Barber, 2012).
In underdeveloped countries, there are virtually no atheists . Atheism is thus a peculiarly modern phenomenon. Why do modern conditions produce atheism? First, as to the distribution of atheism in the world, a clear pattern can be discerned. The question of why economically developed countries turn to atheism has been batted around by anthropologists for about eighty years.
Atheists are more likely to be college-educated people who live in cities and they are highly concentrated in the social democracies of Europe. It seems that people turn to religion as a salve for the difficulties and uncertainties of their lives. In addition to being the opium of the people (as Karl Marx contemptuously phrased it), religion may also promote fertility, particularly by promoting marriage , according to copious data reviewed by Sanderson (2008). References. List Salad | Healthy dose of compartmentalization. Playlist: Top 10 Rap 2011. Mar 14, 2011 Posted by reproductive orphan. on Mar 14, 2011 in Entertainment | 1 comment According to the Billboard charts, this is the most current top rap play-list. Looking over this list, it appears there is a lot of solidarity and camaraderie happening in the Rap genre; Major artists are supporting other major artists and DJs in the same group, and that creates the exponential benefit for the talent.
Like with any other ListSalad.com play-list, a full version of every featured song is available for free, just click “Listen To This Song For Free” underneath each album cover. #10 Hey Baby – Pitbull Wicked sounding, electric voice rap. Listen To This Song For Free #9 Rocketeer – Far East Movement – Free Wired A lite song from the lighter side of Rap. Listen To This Song For Free #8 You Be Killin ‘Em – Fabolous – There Is No Competition Vol. 2 Nice track about admiring and chasing a woman. Listen To This Song For Free #7 Black And Yellow – Wiz Khalifa For this track, repetition is the key. 5 Photos Of The World’s Scariest Abandoned Castle. Mar 16, 2011 Posted by reproductive orphan. on Mar 16, 2011 in World | 17 comments This list is based on the September 12th, 2009 article (The Castle Of Miranda And Some Thunder) on Tina Tarnoff’s Typepad blog.
The setting is an abandoned Belgian Castle called Castle of Miranda, or the Castle of Noisy. The structure has been without an owner, or tenants for exactly twenty years to date. Through the latest stage of it’s life, the castle served as a home for the families of Belgian rail-workers. David Herremen, the author of all these images cautions the public that this castle has become a very dangerous place to explore and asks not to ask him for the directions. #5 It’s Noisy Outside This outer view of the building isn’t very refreshing. Source #4 No Class Room As awful as this old class-room looks now, it was a very memorable place for the students. #3 Rear Window View The ever-present daunting feeling from the window. #2 Bon Appetite #1 No Hallway Out.
5 Most Horrific Simpsons Recreations. Mar 9, 2011 Posted by reproductive orphan. on Mar 9, 2011 in Offbeat | 1 comment This list has the capability to onset the nightmares. Some things are better left in their own world and in the hands of it’s creators. America’s favorite family is one of those things. There is certain horridness in bringing out the yellowness with major expansion and excavation of the eyes.
The following five items are chosen to be the best representations of how something very innocent as The Simpsons (The Simulated People) turn very horrific when translated into the real world. . #5 Real Homer This live homer seems to be missing the ordinary lovability somehow. Source #4 The Odd Couple Just two ordinary people sporting the yellow pride. Source #3 Family Shot Yet another failed shot at being America’s favorite family. Source #2 Dual Item The second place is split between the two equally scary re-animations.
Source #1 The Scary Burns Source. 5 Best South Park Recreations. Apr 4, 2011 Posted by reproductive orphan. on Apr 4, 2011 in Entertainment | 1 comment Even though South Park characters translate a little better into our world than The Simpsons do (5 Most Horrific Simpsons Recreations), there is still only one real South Park. The following collection consists of five different visions of the South Park bunch. Two of these visions come directly from the source: one from Trey Parker and Matt Stone (SP creators), and one from the Comedy Central (network behind the series). #5 More Depth This image shows the crew in their pubescent years, with a little bit more depth than it’s usual. Source #4 The Full Gang The following is the full male student body of the South Park Elementary.
Source #3 Real Inside The Surreal This image was shown in an actual South Park episode as a sketch of the usual “suspects”. Source #2 Individual Mugs Another unique translation of the cartoon friends, published by the Unreality mag. Stan Cartman Kyle Kenny Wendy Source. Extreme 5 Incredibly Weirdest Deaths. Mar 21, 2011 Posted by reproductive orphan. on Mar 21, 2011 in Science | 2 comments Every living being is only guaranteed two things, life and death. Death is an ugly part of life that consumes the ones we love, and eventually every single one of us. When thinking about dying, most people wish to go quietly, preferably in their sleep, without pain and warning. That however, is not guaranteed. Throughout time, very strange and bizarre fatal incidents have been recorded (For example, in 1975, Alex Mitchell died of not being able to stop laughing at the TV clip of The Goodies).
There are thousands of these strange occurrences, while this list shortens it to the five most extreme. Discretion and caution is advised, as all of the following notations are truly disturbing in nature. . #5 Bad Segway Owner of the Segway scooter company, Jimi Heselden, accidentally rolled his Segway scooter off a cliff and subsequently drowned in the river in 2010. Source #4 The Insurance Ploy Source #3 Game Over Source. The 11 Most Creative Barcodes. Apr 5, 2011 Posted by reproductive orphan. on Apr 5, 2011 in Tech | 1 comment There is a direct link between the concept of the bar-code and freedom. Maybe that’s why there are so many uber astonishing creations, each representing a different vision of what this concept means to an artist.
Usually List Salad lightens each list to the best five in the category, while this collection of amazing barcode creations is super healthy in a heavier mix of eleven, making this our most itemized article to day. #11 Four In One This cool quad looks good all around. Source #10 The Coca Code Maybe this code contains the clue to the Coke’s secret recipe. Source #9 FreakingNews.com Winner This five piece profile contains some of the contest entries, celebrating 57th anniversary of the barcode by the FreakingNews.com Source #8 The Convenient Truth Isn’t the state of the world where every person is tied down to a number already is a reality?
Source #7 The American Artistic Cluster Source #6 The Spaghetti Code Source. Top 10 Alternative Songs 2010. Feb 28, 2011 Posted by reproductive orphan. on Feb 28, 2011 in Entertainment | 6 comments Presenting ListSalad’s very first play-list! The following ten songs are the greatest alternative hits from 2010 and beginning of the current year. As it wouldn’t be fair to your listening buds to only let your eyes feast upon the album covers of 2010′s greatest play-list, we proudly feature the completely free, full versions of every song. This is not a list of songs published in 2010, featured songs are judged by Itunes sales in a given year, radio plays, billboard charts, and likability. So sit back, crank your speakers up and enjoy the most memorable alternative melodies of the recent year passed. #10 Gives You Hell – The All-American Rejects This song has been out since 2008, and it has maintained it’s status on the billboard charts.
Listen To This Song For Free #9 Jumper – Third Eye Blind (2006 Version) First released in 1997, this song doesn’t seem to want to go away. Listen To This Song For Free. Best 5 Mental Karate Moves. How much was a loaf of Brad in 1975. 5 Most Amazing Futuristic Aircrafts. Top 5 Coolest Green Laser Pointers. TODAY! $10,000 To Every U.S. Citizen For Fingerprint! – American Citizen Enrichment Day Act. HELP FEED THE TROLL. 7 Genius HFtT Posts. The Definition Of An Internet Troll. Funny Facebook Status Messages ( Failbooking )
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