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Time Cube. How to Fly, by Douglas Adams. This is an excerpt from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. © by Douglas Adams There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Pick a nice day, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] suggests, and try it. The first part is easy. All it requires is simply the ability to throw yourself forward with all your weight, and the willingness not to mind that it's going to hurt. That is, it's going to hurt if you fail to miss the ground. Clearly, it is the second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties. One problem is that you have to miss the ground accidentally. It is notoriously difficult to prize your attention away from these three things during the split second you have at your disposal. This is a moment for superb and delicate concentration. Waft higher and higher. When you have done this a few times you will find the moment of distraction rapidly easier and easier to achieve.

Home - Pokemonism. Gods. The gods of Tamriel are as varied as the many cultures' traditions of worship. Individual gods (used as a general term to indicate any entity worshipped by one of Tamriel's cultures) are listed alphabetically on each of the sub-articles listed above. This article provides some general information about relationships between the different gods. Types of Gods Generally, there are several distinct groups into which the various gods fall: Many versions of Anu and Padomay, the two primal forces. Cultural Worship In Tamriel, cultural pantheons of certain provinces have different gods that they worship, though some gods are worshipped in several areas.

Pantheons This table contains all names of beings worshipped by the nine major races in Tamriel. Little is known about the culture of Black Marsh, and therefore no gods are listed from that region. Finally, Orsimer gods are not listed as they don't have a specific province, but instead a kingdom in the High Rock - Orsinium. Notes See Also. Calendar. [edit] Months of the Year The Tamrielic calendar is composed of twelve distinct months, each approximately thirty days in length. Each month corresponds roughly to an equal period of time in the Gregorian calendar.

The months - and their real-life equivalents - are measured as follows: * These three months are variously referred to as one word or two words. § Hearthfire is occasionally referred to as Heartfire, the name given to said month in TES:Arena. In Skyrim, "Heart Fire" is used exclusively on the game calendar, although it appears as "Hearth Fire" (as one or two words) in some books. † Morning Star was not present in Morrowind, most likely omitted by accident. ‡ Except on a leap-year, when it's 29.

[edit] Days of the Week A week in the Tamrielic calendar is also, as with the real-life equivalent, measured in seven days. [edit] Arena Calendar This calendar was included with Arena. [edit] Daggerfall Calendar [edit] Skyrim Calendar [edit] 4E 201 [edit] 4E 202 [edit] Holidays Morning Star 1st. Gregorian-to-Erisian Date Converter. Principia Discordia | the book of Chaos, Discord and Confusion | Fnord! Book of Eris. Apocrypha Discordia. Summa Discordia. The Book of Chaos and It's Virtue. Aeternus Ille Discordia. Om Nom Nomicon July 2010. Om Nom Nomicon July 2010. Discordia, A Little Game about a Lot of Chaos. Omitterre Libellus.