My Life Story. Error 404 - Not found The document you requested is not found. Your everyday life stories. LoveGivesMeHope - Stories That Make You Go "AWW!" Six Word Memoirs: IAVA at SMITH Magazine. We Feel Fine / by Jonathan Harris and Sep Kamvar. FML for Optimists! (Inspiring Twitter-length Stories) PostSecret. Dear blank, please blank. Funny Yahoo Answers – Best Funniest Yahoo Answers on the net. E-mails from an Asshole. Dishwasher Confusion Posted at: 2010-10-21 09:16:27 Original ad: I need a dishwasher dont care what color so long as it is a good working dishwasher that is cheap.
I have a truck and can pick it up if necessary. From me to ********@*********.org: Hello! Miguel From John ******* to Me: haha I want a dishwashing machine not a person who washes dishes. thanks though. From Me to John *******: Yes, I wash dishes like machine...even better! No! I want THIS That is called a DISHWASHER. Oh noooo, I no Puerto Rican. Is that your dishwash machine? NO dude I want to BUY a machine. i dont know if i can be any clearer. you dont understand me do you? No worry, I leave dishes clear, clean and sparkle! Dude you obviously have trouble reading english. here. i used a translater. you comprende? Que? Oh for crying out fucking loud dude why did i even bother fuck this frank (2014-03-18 18:53:26)Wait nvm, turns out I'm a dumbass Brad (2013-12-27 02:31:44)@Yoshi: That's not the translation at all. View all comments. Life is pretty normal today. Today at Goodwill, I sat on a couch waiting while my Aunt was shopping. A cute guy came over and said, "Since you're sitting there, I'll have to put a price tag on you.
" I said "Go ahead" But he only smiled and walked away. MLIA. Today I was walking and I saw a twenty dollar bill on the ground with a string on it. I picked it up and the string broke and then I heard someone from behind a building say "ahhh fidle sticks. " That made my day. Today after reading about Dumbledore's death I cried for half an hour while my 6 year old daughter comforted me. My German Shepard has learned to hug... without the obligatory humping! Sat down in front of my closet last night to wait for my sister to finish in the bathroom so I could brush my teeth. Today, I woke up and was still alive. Today my best friend sent me a picture of Grumpy Cat inside a Dalek (the bad guys from my favorite show, Doctor Who). Today my friend and I started randomly talking about what we eat in the summer.