This Is What Crazy Looks Like Via Text Messaging... by vaughan-1. Jim Bruce: Humor: When youre going to fail the exam anyway. Dog Diary vs. Cat Diary: Humor Page: Archive of all-creatures.org and... It is our hope that this collection of humor will help make us laugh at ourselves, and hopefully live a more compassionate cruelty-free lifestyle.
Excerpts from a Dog's diary: 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! 9:40 am - OH BOY! 10:30 am - OH BOY! 11:30 am - OH BOY! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! 1:30 PM - ooooooo. bath. bummer. Excerpts from a Cat's diary: DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. 10 Best Demotivational Posters Involving Animals - StumbleUpon.
We see motivational posters everywhere around us.
They are used in many companies and educational schools instituions etc. But the question is ‘do motivational quotes and posters actually work?’ Well there is no guarantee, some might get motivated by them and some may even not notice them! Awesome parodies of motivational posters have always been made, so today we have a list of Top 10 Best Funny Demotivational Posters Featuring Animals. These posters are quite funny and would definitely make you laugh. 10. Pimps always dress ostentatiously, no matter if they are Americans or non- Americans or ‘black or white’. 9. Funny but a little evil.. Well, it’s time to clear out some cat nutrition myths. 8. The poster is quite cute and funny, but penguins and polar bear are actually present in two different parts of the world. 7.
This this little ‘arrogant’ (and brave) pigeon is not afraid of his hater, and he is not shy to tell them that! 2008-07-24-quake.gif from lukesurl.com. Yes, this cat is playing the shell game - StumbleUpon. A Well-Planned Retirement. Outside England's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses.
For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1 for cars ($1.40), £5 for busses (about $7). Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent. The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo's own responsibility. The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee. The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll. Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain (or some such scenario), is a man who'd apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own; and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about $560 per day -- for 25 years. The saddest thing Ive ever heard on an airplane. All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman.
Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP All artwork and content on this site is Copyright © 2015 Matthew Inman. Please don't steal. TheOatmeal.com was lovingly built using CakePHP. Stephen Colbert and Neil deGrasse Tyson in an Awesome Interview. My parent's were really denied that sweet revenge. Such a shame. &... - StumbleUpon.